IITYWIMWYBMAD!
by:
Lady of the Dragons
I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!
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Harry Ron and Hermione decided to one day go out to eat. (age, year, and whatever doesn't matter in this fic) Then decided to go to eat at El Chico's. They were seated and a very pretty waitress (insert pretty girl description here) came up to them, her name tag read (for the sake of this fic) Candy.
"Hi, I'm your waitress for this evening, may I ask what you want to drink?" Candy asked.
"Sprite" Hermione said.
"Coke" Ron said.
"Dr. Pepper" Harry said.
Candy gave them their menus and went to get their drinks. The trio started looking around the room at all the decorations. There were posters of famous Hispanic and Latino singers and actors. Above the door where Candy went in were the letters I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.W.Y.B.M.A.D.
Candy brought out their drinks and and took their orders of nachos and quesadillas.
"When she comes back out we need to ask her what that means." Hermione said.
"Ask me what?" Candy asked as she came back in carrying their food.
"What is I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.W.Y.B.M.A.D.?" Ron asked.
"If i tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?" Candy replied.
"Yeah, just tell me what it means." Ron said
Candy just smiled a sly smile and walked back into the back of the restaurant.
"Was the waitress just hitting on me?" Ron asked as his ears turned pink.
"I think so." Harry replied.
"But that makes no sense, no affense Ron, but Harry is much cuter." Hermione said.
"Well Harry didn't ask the question!" Ron said starting to get a little upset.
"Wait a minute!" Harry said something clicking inside of his brain.
"What?" Hermione and Ron said at the same time.
"I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.W.Y.B.M.A.D." Harry said.
"Very good Harry, we know you can spell, now what's the big idea?" Ron asked.
"OH!" Hermione said hitting her forehead.
"YA SEE?!?" Harry asked.
"Yes, it makes perfect sense now!"
"What?" Ron asked starting to get exasperated.
"If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink!" Harry and Hermione said.
"No, now tell me!" Ron said.
"I don't think he'll ever get it." Hermione said.
"Nope," Harry said, "Check!"
With that the trio left El Chico's with Ron still confused as always.
by:
Lady of the Dragons
I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Harry Ron and Hermione decided to one day go out to eat. (age, year, and whatever doesn't matter in this fic) Then decided to go to eat at El Chico's. They were seated and a very pretty waitress (insert pretty girl description here) came up to them, her name tag read (for the sake of this fic) Candy.
"Hi, I'm your waitress for this evening, may I ask what you want to drink?" Candy asked.
"Sprite" Hermione said.
"Coke" Ron said.
"Dr. Pepper" Harry said.
Candy gave them their menus and went to get their drinks. The trio started looking around the room at all the decorations. There were posters of famous Hispanic and Latino singers and actors. Above the door where Candy went in were the letters I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.W.Y.B.M.A.D.
Candy brought out their drinks and and took their orders of nachos and quesadillas.
"When she comes back out we need to ask her what that means." Hermione said.
"Ask me what?" Candy asked as she came back in carrying their food.
"What is I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.W.Y.B.M.A.D.?" Ron asked.
"If i tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?" Candy replied.
"Yeah, just tell me what it means." Ron said
Candy just smiled a sly smile and walked back into the back of the restaurant.
"Was the waitress just hitting on me?" Ron asked as his ears turned pink.
"I think so." Harry replied.
"But that makes no sense, no affense Ron, but Harry is much cuter." Hermione said.
"Well Harry didn't ask the question!" Ron said starting to get a little upset.
"Wait a minute!" Harry said something clicking inside of his brain.
"What?" Hermione and Ron said at the same time.
"I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.W.Y.B.M.A.D." Harry said.
"Very good Harry, we know you can spell, now what's the big idea?" Ron asked.
"OH!" Hermione said hitting her forehead.
"YA SEE?!?" Harry asked.
"Yes, it makes perfect sense now!"
"What?" Ron asked starting to get exasperated.
"If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink!" Harry and Hermione said.
"No, now tell me!" Ron said.
"I don't think he'll ever get it." Hermione said.
"Nope," Harry said, "Check!"
With that the trio left El Chico's with Ron still confused as always.