Kawaii Konversations:
NoV: It's been a while, ne?
Zelgadis: Oh, but it could be longer.
NoV: Nope! I owe this to the fans!
(crickets chirp)
Bisho: What fans?
NoV: -.-0 (sigh) Just go back to the closet where you belong. Stop vexing me!
Bisho: Closet!!!! (jumps into the closet)
Lina: What's this fic about anyway?
NoV: I dunno yet.....something that should punish Xelloss, though. (glare)
Xelloss: (innocently) What? Me? Why should you wish to punish me?
NoV: Why don't you ask Filia? (gestures toward the corner)
Filia: (rocking back and forth, holding her knees) Dragonfly.....dragonfly......dragonfly......dragonfly..... .
Xelloss: Can I help it if I know when to execute a neat punchline?
NoV: Well, you should have thought before you included-- (is interrupted)
Phibby: Nova-chan!! Have you forgotten our contract?? (shoves a piece of paper in NoV's face) All before-fic/after-fic/intermission occurrences are to furthermore be held in Cutie Corner, unless one of those withholding signatures becomes deceased naturally or unnaturally. And where are we??? This certainly isn't MY room!!
NoV: (sigh) Phibby, honey.....your room was bothering Xelloss and Bisho.
Phibby: What?? Why?
Xelloss: Too much pink!
Bisho: Too much plush!! I'm allergic!
Gourry: And the kitchen wasn't big enough either!!
Phibby: Oh, come on! You HAVE to honor a contract no matter what!! (poofs everyone to Cutie Corner) Ahhh.....that's more like it! (Settles into a beanbag chair)
NoV: Oh, well. Home, sweet home, I guess. Let's see if we can make a sensical fic.....
--
"Namagomi!!!!" Filia shrieked, running through her house, smashing things here and there with her trusty mace. "I KNOW you're here SOMEWHERE!! Show yourself, you coward!!!"
Zelgadis and a bewildered Gourry sat calmly on Filia's couch in the living room, avoiding the destruction in the dragon's wake.
"Miss Filia, please!!" Amelia was shouting in an attempt to calm the annihilative blond. "This is your home!! Your novelty shop! You don't want to destroy all that you've worked to put together, do you??"
"XELLOSS!!!" she screamed, literally breathing fire.
Lina kept herself busy, eating.....err, protecting the food Filia had prepared.
Just as Filia was about to knock over a vase with her massive tail, Xelloss appeared on top of it, holding her precious egg.
"Oh, look!" he exclaimed, holding out the egg to her. "Valgaav is feeling much better now! How he loves spending time with his Uncle Xelloss!"
Filia silently took the egg from him and handed it to Amelia, who, sensing what was about to happen, ran for the door.
Filia lowered her deadly gaze to the offending mazoku, and held her mace high over her head, intending to bludgeon him to death with it. To her dismay, Xelloss made his getaway just as her weapon was about to make contact. Instead, she smashed the vase he had perched upon.
She noticed, cocking her head to the side, that a little cloud of dust arose from the vase. Filia sneezed when she inhaled some of it. "That's funny," she muttered. "I don't remember seeing this vase before." She examined a shattered remnant, not recognizing the design.
Xelloss reappeared in front of her, grinning. "That was fun! Let's do it again!"
Filia instantly forgot what she was doing and glomped onto his leg, which was dangling over her head. "Oh, Xelloss! I was so worried!" she cried out. "Don't ever leave me again!!"
Xelloss blanched. "You're scaaaaaaring me," he said, in a haunted tone, trying to shake his leg free.
"Let's go and have some tea!" she suggested, pulling him along toward the kitchen. "Just the TWO of us!"
"Filia!" he cried, genuinely frightened. "Snap out of it! Let go of my leg!! Help!!"
Lina and her sidekicks who had been watching the scene from the sidelines were at a loss for comprehension.
"Did Filia just—"Lina began.
"—with Mr. Xelloss—"Amelia continued.
"—'Don't ever leave me again'??" Zelgadis repeated.
(Grumble) "I'm hungry," Gourry whined.
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Cutie Corner
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Xelloss: That's unfair!! How could you do this to me??
Filia: Hey! Just think about WHO it's unfair to!! I'm the one who's gone crazy!
NoV: Not crazy! Just stupefied!!
Filia: YOU probably put that vase there with that stupefying dust in it, you monster!!
Xelloss: Why would I WANT you to fall in love with me?
Filia: In LOVE??? Grrrr.....(tail pops out)
Xelloss: (ducks the mace) Hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible!
NoV: Well, what do you guys want to see in the next chapter? This one's short because it's just the intro-thingie. So, tell me what you want to see in future chapters! Nova-chan's back, baby!!
NoV: It's been a while, ne?
Zelgadis: Oh, but it could be longer.
NoV: Nope! I owe this to the fans!
(crickets chirp)
Bisho: What fans?
NoV: -.-0 (sigh) Just go back to the closet where you belong. Stop vexing me!
Bisho: Closet!!!! (jumps into the closet)
Lina: What's this fic about anyway?
NoV: I dunno yet.....something that should punish Xelloss, though. (glare)
Xelloss: (innocently) What? Me? Why should you wish to punish me?
NoV: Why don't you ask Filia? (gestures toward the corner)
Filia: (rocking back and forth, holding her knees) Dragonfly.....dragonfly......dragonfly......dragonfly..... .
Xelloss: Can I help it if I know when to execute a neat punchline?
NoV: Well, you should have thought before you included-- (is interrupted)
Phibby: Nova-chan!! Have you forgotten our contract?? (shoves a piece of paper in NoV's face) All before-fic/after-fic/intermission occurrences are to furthermore be held in Cutie Corner, unless one of those withholding signatures becomes deceased naturally or unnaturally. And where are we??? This certainly isn't MY room!!
NoV: (sigh) Phibby, honey.....your room was bothering Xelloss and Bisho.
Phibby: What?? Why?
Xelloss: Too much pink!
Bisho: Too much plush!! I'm allergic!
Gourry: And the kitchen wasn't big enough either!!
Phibby: Oh, come on! You HAVE to honor a contract no matter what!! (poofs everyone to Cutie Corner) Ahhh.....that's more like it! (Settles into a beanbag chair)
NoV: Oh, well. Home, sweet home, I guess. Let's see if we can make a sensical fic.....
--
"Namagomi!!!!" Filia shrieked, running through her house, smashing things here and there with her trusty mace. "I KNOW you're here SOMEWHERE!! Show yourself, you coward!!!"
Zelgadis and a bewildered Gourry sat calmly on Filia's couch in the living room, avoiding the destruction in the dragon's wake.
"Miss Filia, please!!" Amelia was shouting in an attempt to calm the annihilative blond. "This is your home!! Your novelty shop! You don't want to destroy all that you've worked to put together, do you??"
"XELLOSS!!!" she screamed, literally breathing fire.
Lina kept herself busy, eating.....err, protecting the food Filia had prepared.
Just as Filia was about to knock over a vase with her massive tail, Xelloss appeared on top of it, holding her precious egg.
"Oh, look!" he exclaimed, holding out the egg to her. "Valgaav is feeling much better now! How he loves spending time with his Uncle Xelloss!"
Filia silently took the egg from him and handed it to Amelia, who, sensing what was about to happen, ran for the door.
Filia lowered her deadly gaze to the offending mazoku, and held her mace high over her head, intending to bludgeon him to death with it. To her dismay, Xelloss made his getaway just as her weapon was about to make contact. Instead, she smashed the vase he had perched upon.
She noticed, cocking her head to the side, that a little cloud of dust arose from the vase. Filia sneezed when she inhaled some of it. "That's funny," she muttered. "I don't remember seeing this vase before." She examined a shattered remnant, not recognizing the design.
Xelloss reappeared in front of her, grinning. "That was fun! Let's do it again!"
Filia instantly forgot what she was doing and glomped onto his leg, which was dangling over her head. "Oh, Xelloss! I was so worried!" she cried out. "Don't ever leave me again!!"
Xelloss blanched. "You're scaaaaaaring me," he said, in a haunted tone, trying to shake his leg free.
"Let's go and have some tea!" she suggested, pulling him along toward the kitchen. "Just the TWO of us!"
"Filia!" he cried, genuinely frightened. "Snap out of it! Let go of my leg!! Help!!"
Lina and her sidekicks who had been watching the scene from the sidelines were at a loss for comprehension.
"Did Filia just—"Lina began.
"—with Mr. Xelloss—"Amelia continued.
"—'Don't ever leave me again'??" Zelgadis repeated.
(Grumble) "I'm hungry," Gourry whined.
--
Cutie Corner
--
Xelloss: That's unfair!! How could you do this to me??
Filia: Hey! Just think about WHO it's unfair to!! I'm the one who's gone crazy!
NoV: Not crazy! Just stupefied!!
Filia: YOU probably put that vase there with that stupefying dust in it, you monster!!
Xelloss: Why would I WANT you to fall in love with me?
Filia: In LOVE??? Grrrr.....(tail pops out)
Xelloss: (ducks the mace) Hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible!
NoV: Well, what do you guys want to see in the next chapter? This one's short because it's just the intro-thingie. So, tell me what you want to see in future chapters! Nova-chan's back, baby!!