First of some random drabbles that I make up as I go along. Dedicated to MagicByMerlin and Lozrii (I still want those reviews from you!! Kaa rules)
Disclaimer: It hurts to say it.... *sob sob* I don't own Merlin!!!! :'(
Merlin Drabbles
Uther: I'm so proud of you! If only your mother could see you! But thanks to EEEEEEBIL sorcerers and magic, That Can't Happen! (continues to rant bout magic)
Arthur: Umm Dad. Back to the point. WWAAAHHH I MISS MUMMY!!!!
Merlin: What's wrong Arthur?
Arthur: WAAHHH I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!
Merlin sprouts a gas mask
Merlin: Are you my mummy?
Uther Has Mysteriously Melted Away
Merlin: does a brilliant tear jerking re tale from series 1 episode 1 to present with nothing left out.
Crowd: *cries*
TEH MAGICS BEAST!!!: Rawg!!! Ooh a pretty bow tie. MUST HAVE!!!! *carries off Merlin*
Morgana, Gwen and Gaius: OH NOOOES!!! MERLIN HAS BEEEN KIDNAPPED!!!! WHAT WILL WE DO?!?!?!? Send Arthur to his death :)
Arthur: I SHALL SAVE MERLIN!!!
Uther: NOOO!!!! EEEEEBIL MAGIC!!!! Arthur!!!! You cannot go!!!!
Arthur: Can and will, father whom I love so much but I disobey so very often
Uther: *locks up Arthur AGAIN*
Arthur: *busts out*
Bride: Hehehehe *whips off mask and shakes hair in a cool way*
The Readers: OH NOOEESS!!!! TIS NIMUEH!!!!!
Nimueh: NOOO!!!! Only III can killl Merlin!!! *storms off*
Arthur: *saves Merlin in some epic way with Merlin saving Arthur with Magic*
*Nimueh appears*
Nimueh: Darn!!! I'm too late!!!
Merlin: NIMUEH?!?!?!? But I so totally set you on fire and killed you!!!
Nimueh: And I so totally came back!!!
Merlin: Wow that is so totally awesome!!!
*they settle down to a tea party*
Arthur: Ermm....what about Camelot??
Merlin: Oh yah!! *flips hand* Well see you next time you try to kill me kiss kiss!!!
Nimueh: Bye Arthur and Merlin!!!! Say Hi to Uther for me!!!!
*Arthur and Merlin walk off*
Nimueh: Why am I sitting alone in a creepy dark cave? Oh yeah!! I live here!!!
THE END
Told you they were random ;)