A/N: Hello fellow internet peoples, we decided to brief you on the national security, -clears throat- ahem, GIANT FLYING JELLYFISH HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN NEW YORK CITY! IF THIS ISN'T NEWS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS! They seem to be attacking all personnel carrying spearmint gum and orange tick tacks in their purse and/or pockets... WALLETS DON'T COUNT! They are impervious to the leather and many folds... Leather bags don't count either... That is all... We shall keep you updated...
Well anyways, on to the real authors' note... I don't even know what to say... Giant flying jellyfish... holy crap, thank twinkles I don't live in New York City... Seriously... Oo
Okay, the real, real, REAL authors' note... This is... a crack story beyond the depths of normal levels of crack... Seriously, this is based off of one of the other fics I have been writing with Neko-mushin... Although her name reminds me of a cat smothered with liquidly marshmallows... –bites ear off gummy bear-
So this is a crack filled Death Note thing, we have decided to write for the pure goodness of crack... That is all, no special reason for writing this... I was bored... shut up... anyways... Review, read, flame, I don't really care... Do whatever... GO NUTS! 8D
Chapter 1
Yagami Raito was out for a nice stroll in a park. His shimmering auburn hair billowed in the wind, as he nonchalantly pushed it back with his hand. His acute hearing heard two 'squeals' in the background. He froze, and turned his honey glazed eyes toward the commotion. There, behind him, were two girls, with... hairy brown caterpillars on their upper lips. Oo
What happens next? Find out next time on... Digimon! Digital Monsters!... Wait no... Wrong title... The Superfriends! ...Damn it, I got it wrong again didn't I? Oh well...
–dances with the digimon theme song in the background-
And now to escape! –devilangel123 and neko-mushin skip away from angry mob of fangirls-
A/N: ...Review? ... If you wanna, I mean... Who knows... Thought you wanna, go out later? Wanna catch a movie or something... I'll buy the popcorn, I mean ah, di... LOOK A DISTRACTION! –author runs away-