The Twelve Spooks Days of Christmas

Obviously I don't own Spooks, or the Christmas carol 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'.


On the first day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

All of the boxset DVDs.

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On the second day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the third day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the fourth day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the fifth day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the sixth day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Six of Ruth E's postcards,

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the seventh day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Seven spare pod swipe cards,

Six of Ruth E's postcards,

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the eighth day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Eight of Nancy's accents,

Seven spare pod swipe cards,

Six of Ruth E's postcards,

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the ninth day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Nine of Jo's mascaras,

Eight of Nancy's accents,

Seven spare pod swipe cards,

Six of Ruth E's postcards,

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the tenth day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Ten Apocalypses,

Nine of Jo's mascaras,

Eight of Nancy's accents,

Seven spare pod swipe cards,

Six of Ruth E's postcards,

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Eleven bags of cat food,

Ten Apocalypses,

Nine of Jo's mascaras,

Eight of Nancy's accents,

Seven spare pod swipe cards,

Six of Ruth E's postcards,

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, Sir Harry gave to me

Twelve Seva Golas,

Eleven bags of cat food,

Ten Apocalypses,

Nine of Jo's mascaras,

Eight of Nancy's accents,

Seven spare pod swipe cards,

Six of Ruth E's postcards,

The Personnel Files...

Four double agents,

Three wheel spins,

Two forged passports,

And all of the boxset DVDs.


Have a very merry Christmas, and please review =)

~ Nia