Giving Connor Chocolate
Author's Note: Although I love Cordelia, don't get me wrong, her creepiness was so obvious I just had to do something (stupid Beast master). Anyway, this story came about while I was watching Angel and wondering what would happen if you just gave Connor chocolate and left him alone with it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Angel
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"It's...awful," Fred said, horrified. "He's eaten...all of them."
Beside her, Gunn blanched. "Oh god. I think I'm going to be sick." He ran off to the bathroom. After a moment they could hear him heaving his guts out into the toilet.
Wesley took hold of Fred's hand. "Don't worry, Fred, I'll protect you."
Fred sobbed into his chest. "You should have protected them! Now they're all gone!"
Angel looked over at Cordelia, who was patting her very pregnant belly and smiling creepily. "Can't you do something?"
Cordelia's smile merely became even creepier. Then it fell off her face. "My sweet boy...?" she gasped out, her mouth hanging open, making her look terribly silly. "You didn't eat...it? Did you?"
Connor looked up, his mouth covered in chocolate. Between munches on Cordelia's favourite chocolate ice cream – dark mocha chocolate with strawberry swirls – he mumbled, "Sorry, Cordy." He pointed at the smirking girl leaning against the bench. "She said I could."
Cordelia levelled her creepy gaze on the blonde girl. "You." Her eyes narrowed. "What have you done?"
The blonde girl shrugged, her smirk widening to more smirky depths. "I gave him chocolate."
As Angel and Cordelia looked on in horror at Connor's continuing depravity at eating all of their chocolate, Fred could be heard sobbing in the background. Her Twinkies had been the first to go.
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Yeah, it's tiny. I know. I might add something if I feel like it. I probably won't. Hope you enjoyed it.
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