Author's note: So this idea came to me today and, somewhat surprisingly, it appears nobody had done this particular mashup before, so I figured I'd post it here. Contains Elsanna. If you don't like that (but why wouldn't you? They're adorable together), don't read it.
The song is set to the music of 'The Wizard and I' from the musical Wicked. Enjoy!
ELSA:
Did that really just happen?
Have I actually understood?
That this crush I tried
to suppress and hide
is a feeling that could
be reciprocated?
If that is right
I'll know tonight.
When I kiss my sister
Once I prove my love
And then I'll kiss my sister;
the one that I've been dreaming of.
And with all her loving kindness
by my powers, she won't be frightened.
Do you think my sister is dumb?
Or like the townsfolk, unenlightened?
No! She'll say to me,
"I see what should have been clear -
My love for you I can't deny!"
And that's how we'll begin:
my sister and I.
Once I'm with my sister
my whole life will change.
'Cause once you kiss your sister
the whole world thinks you're strange!
No, father won't be proud of me,
our mother would be ashamed.
And all the town would rebel when they hear
that by my sister I've been claimed.
But this gift - or this curse -
I have inside,
I'll use it to solidify
anyone who comes between
my sister and I!
And one day she'll say to me, "Elsa, sweet.
No prince could ever begin to compete.
Doesn't a girl who's the queen of snow
deserve a moment of carnal heat?
And though folks here have no affinity
for... our taboo consanguinity
would it be alright by you
if I de-evening gown you?"
And though of course
I'll be ecstatic with glee
"All right, why not?" I'll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be:
My sister and I.
Yes, what a pair we'll be:
My sister and -
Unlimited.
My future is unlimited
And I've just had a vision
almost like a prophecy
I know - it sounds truly crazy.
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear someday there'll be
A wedding here in Arendelle
between my sis and me!
And I'll stand there with my sister
Feeling things I've never felt
and if it's love that thaws then
I'll be so happy I could... melt!
And so it will be for the rest of my life
and I'll want nothing else
till I die.
But till that day I'll dream
'cause there is nothing so supreme
as this devoted sibling team:
My sister
and I!
Reviews are welcome.