Disclaimer: Im not George Lucas, I don't own Star Wars or TLC, Im only 15 years old and don't have money blah di blah di blah. I wrote this a while ago, I think its funny Im sorry if everyone else thinks it sucks!
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No Vader (words by Miss Jade/Lisa Jade to the tune of No Scrubs By TLC)

Darth Vaders a guy that thinks he's fly,
And is also known as Anakin.
Always thinkin' 'bout what he wants,
And just keeps killing those guys so.....

No I dont want to turn and,
No I don't wanna face the Emperor,
No I don't want the dark side,
No I still want my hand.

No I don't like Darth Vader,
Vader's the guy in that black mask,
Sitting on the left hand side,
Of the Emperors pride,
tring to kill me.
(repeat)

so if you got the Cape and the deep voice,
(oh yes sir, I'm talkin' to you)
and you live in the Death Star,
(oh yes sir, I'm talkin' to you)
If you have a red Lightsaber,
(oh yes sir, I'm talkin' to you)
wanna get to me 'cause youre my Daddy,
Oh no I don't like Vader,

(No Vader, No Vader)

Chorus