A/N: I have written a House drabble. It's just a little thing that bugged me until I wrote it down. Hopefully it will make you smile. ;-)
"Excuse me?"
"Come on, it'll be fun. Cozy."
"You have got to be kidding me."
"It looks smaller than it is. I measured. I promise it's big enough."
"Oh right, because my main concern is whether it's the right size."
"I'll clean it afterwards. Scout's Honor."
"Oh, okay, just don't forget the paper towels and we'll be fine."
"Your sarcasm is really doing the trick for me. You keep it up and I'm gonna have to close the blinds."
"The answer. Is no."
"Come on, Lisa!"
"For the last time, I am not having sex with you in the MRI."
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