Disclaimer: I don't own them. The Outsiders. Sorry. x.

A/N: Sodapop may be a little OOC, but this story is based on this Facebook conversation I came across last week. :P

Sodapop begins to use Facebook and meets a girl online.... but he's in for a shocker!

Kate Windsor August 20 4:30pm:
Hey, how's it going?

Sodapop Curtis August 20 4:34pm:
Hi there, how are you? I accepted your friend request... you look familiar, but I can't put the name to the face. Help me out; have we met before?

We should talk on Facebook chat. :P

Kate Windsor August 20 4:41pm:
No, we haven't met before... I requested cos I thought your profile picture looked cute ;) hope that doesn't freak you out. You look pretty cute in your pictures ;)

I'd like to chat, but the Facebook chat thing always freezes up when I use it :S

Message back x

Sodapop Curtis August 20 4:44pm:
Haha, you look pretty cute yourself ...really hot, actually.

Do you have a boyfriend? ;)

Kate Windsor August 20 4:47pm:
Nope. I'm single ;) ....But it says you're in a relationship :(

Sodapop Curtis August 20 4:49pm:
Well, me and my girlfriend are having a rough time right now. We're going to break up soon anyways, so it's not a problem.

So how far away from Tulsa, OK are ya?

Kate Windsor August 20 4:52pm:
I live in Dallas, TX, so not too far away ;)

Why are you guys ending it?

Sodapop Curtis August 20 5:01pm:
I have a friend named Dallas! :D

Yeah, that's pretty close to me... a lot closer than I thought ;)

Well, the girlfriend―err, the soon to be ex-girlfriend― is crazy and ALWAYS moody. She never wants to do anything and has become kinda a drag on my life. Plus, she's really unhygienic and smells bad. She showers every 3 days and uses this weird soap that's fragrance free because of her skin allergies.

So it's really no big deal. Do you wanna come over to Tulsa and we could go the movies and grab a coke later? ;)

Kate Windsor August 20 5:03pm:
Maybe....

Do you wanna come over to my place afterwards? ;) for some fun....

Sodapop Curtis August 20 5:06pm:
Haha, I'm definitely up for going to your place tonight...

I'll pay for the cab. What's your number?

Kate Windsor August 20 5:10pm:
I'll give it to you if you tell me you're going to give me everything you've got tonight when we're at my place ;)
x.

Sodapop Curtis August 20 5:15pm:
Dang, Kate. You've got me all fired up... I want you too, you're hot as hell.

I promise you that you'll get everything and anything you want from me tonight.

Kate Windsor August 20 5:25pm:
good. because I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, SODA. I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. OUR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'S NO BIG DEAL?! WELL THIS IS NEWS TO ME, WHEN DID IT START GOING SOUTH??!! WHEN THE FUCK DID IT BECOME A "ROUGH TIME"?? JUST BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE PENCIL DICK CAN'T GET PUSSY OTHER THAN MINE, I GUESS YOU GO AHEAD AND FUCK ANYTHING THAT COMES CRAWLING TO YOU. LIKE THIS FAKE GIRL. YES, SHE'S FUCKING FAKE. I GOT ALL HER PICTURES FROM GOOGLE IMAGES, SHE DOESN'T EXIST! AND YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU OUT-DID YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU, YOU FUCKING PRICK. DON'T TRY TO CALL ME OR CONTACT ME EVER AGAIN. YOU WORTHLESS, FILTHY PIG! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YO WILL FUCKING TALK TO ME. WAY TO THROW 8 MONTHS DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN.

YOUR "NOW" EX-GIRLFRIEND, SANDY.

A/N: Did anyone see that coming? Well, this was my first oneshot, so leave a comment. Sandy was a little OOC as well, huh? Thanks for reading, you amazing people! Yay, Dallas is alive in this story!