A BLUR, A BAT & A BRUNETTE
Chapter 1
"Lois…please tell me why we are out here again?"
She rolled her eyes as that was the sixth time in 30 minutes Jimmy Olsen had asked her the same question and for the sixth time she answered.
"God Jimbo! We are here in the middle of this conveniently abandoned warehouse looking for evidence that a chemical substance that was transported from the metropolis docks this morning…"
Jimmy was still not happy as they were walking in-between very large container boxes looking for said evidence in a very dark and to Jimmy's concern very dangerous.
"Well…I still wish we had called CK for backup…"
Lois laugh echoed through the grand hall which Jimmy tried to shush her to avoid alerted anyone as she said loudly.
"Clark...Backup…That's like asking Mother Teresa to drink a six pack"
Jimmy had noticed this reoccurrence of hostility towards there friend and co-worker.
"Jeez Lois…Clark definitely didn't get your morning post lunch bear claw today did he…"
Lois shrugged it off as she looked round the corner round another large container.
"Please…I don't need anything from that plaid wearing knucklehead" she concluded with a deeper annoyed tone.
"Is this because he stood you up again…"
Lois stopped so fast and did a 180 and marched right up to his nose.
"What did you say there snapshot?"
Jimmy took a huge gulp as her mad dog hormones had homed in on the smaller prey which was sadly…him.
"Hey Lois come on its me…" he said innocently but she quickly replied.
"Who else knows?!"
"Lois it's just me…"
Lois stern look grew even darker as she waited as his silence broke.
"…and Chloe…and Oliver…and a few people from work…"
"Define a few!?" she had him virtually pinned to the wall awaiting his awnser.
"Well…there is Mary Ellen, Linda, Susanna, Lisa, Ana Faria, Judy, María Antonieta, Diana…"
The list of names continued for 2 whole minutes as he finally was coming to an end.
"…Marcela, Samie Joe, Pat…oh and that guy from printing…Gary that's right who could forget good old Gary…" (A/N :lol:)
Lois eyes were filled with fire as Jimmy feared if she stared any harder he would spontaneously combust as she said coldly.
"When we get back to the office…you and your gossip gang are going down a one way street to kick all your ass's avenue…capeesh"
Jimmy nodded slowly and smiled the fakest smile he could make.
"Loud and clear Lois…Loud and definitely clear…"
Lois went to walk away as she spoke once more.
"And for your information to you and all your…friends"
Lois said crossing her arms as she continued.
"I wasn't stood up Clark just has a little thing called…commitment issues"
Jimmy was confused
"Commitment issues?"
"Yes my very acute friend…are intrepid report in training wheels pulls a Houdini by calling me 10 minutes before our…social dinner…and says that he had left a cow out to pasture and couldn't make it…I mean the guy has more excuses than Britney Spears…"
Jimmy's attention was drawn to something other than the bellowing brunette as he then tried to grab her attention.
"Err…Lois?"
But Lois outburst was in full swing and she couldn't here him over her own voice.
"I mean when a guy asks you out you expect for him at least to show up!!"
"Lois?"
"I'm serious the next time I see that bumbling tadpole I'm going to walk up to him and kick him straight in his…"
"LOIS!!" Jimmy shouted which made her blink and come out of her rant.
"What?"
"I thought I would stop your Clark bashing so we can find away out of this situation"
"What situation?"
Jimmy then pointed in the direction.
"The situation, were a guy with a clown mask is pointing a gun right at your head…"