A/N: Hey all you awesome people I can't believe I'm already writing my fourth fanfic! (possibly.) This is more of a one shot I came up with (ironically) in AP Euro and decided to do a one shot and see what you guys think afterwards. So go ahead and tell me what you think afterwards. Apologies for oocness, please be gentle with flames, and enjoy. \(^u^)

A Little Fun Never Hurt

*Gilberts POV*

'Alright! Everyzhing is in place!' I zhought as I looked around zhe meeting. Zhis vas zhe zhird day zhat ve've been stuck in zhis room trying und failing to get somevhere.

Vell, I didn't have to be here but I've been trying to spend as much time as I can vith mein awesome friends und little bruder as I can.

Anyvay, everyvone looked so bored und like zhey could use a laugh or two. So zhe awesome me took it upon meinself to provide zhem vith vone.

"That concludes my suggestions about how the lastest foreign should be dealt with." Arthur said in zhat boring stuck up voice of his und I smirked a little as he made his vay back to his seat.

I vatched eagerly as he sat back down. Causing the silence of zhe room to be filled vith zhe sound of a vhoopie cushion rapidly letting out air.

Arthurs face vent fifty shades of red in five seconds flat und on top of zhat most everyvone had burst out laughing. Including me. Even if I had been expecting it.

"Oi! Sh-shut up you bloody wankers!"Arthur yelled. "We're all adults and you should be mature! This is no laughing matter!"

Zhis only made us laugh harder. Zhat is until a certain somevones hand slammed down on zhe table. "Everybody shut up!"

Ve all jumped and quickly und quickly put our straight faces back on und turned to Vest. "Who is responsible for zhis nuisance?"

Ve all looked at vone anozher for a couple seconds before I laughed und raised mein hand. "Geeze Vest! Calm down und get Herrschict out of jour ass for a couple minutes. It's not like jour face vill shatter if jou laugh vonce in a blue moon."

Arthur glared at me. "How dare you come in here and make an utter fool of me! I am the blood United Kingdom!" He turned to Vest. "Germany I told you it was a bad idea to bring him here. If you can't keep him on a leash then kick him out."

I saddened a little. "Come on jou two it vas just a harmless little prank! Didn't jou see how everyvone laughed?"

"Oh I was quite aware of how everyone was laughing at me you bloody wanker."

"Bruder, come vith me."

As I sadly followed Vest zhe ozhers gave me a sympathetic look. I smirked as if everyzhing vas fine. Vonce ve vere in zhe hall I looked at him.

"Vhat?"

"Gilbert jou can leave. Zhis is zhe last straw jou dummkopf!" He said frustratedly.

"Vhat?! Jou can't be serious! Zhis zhe first zhing I've done zhis whole time! Und jou can't honestly say zhat zhey didn't need it! Jou saw how dead everyvone looked! I even got Liz to crack up a little vithout getting smacked upside zhe head."

"Gilbert, jou aren't even a country anymore so vhy are jou here? Because quite frankly jou're making an embarrassment me und I von't tolerate it."

"Vest, no jou….can't seriously mean zhat...of course I'm still partly a country! Und I told jou I vanted to spend time vith everyvone!" My breathing vas getting heavier.

"Ja, I do. I don't jou here causing trouble vhen ve're trying to get stuff done. Jou und I both know zhat zhese meetings aren't jour zhing und jou don't need to be here. Go out und have some fun. I'll be home later tonight." Und vith zhat he vent back inside zhe meeting room.

Dizzy...breathless…. I took vone shaky step after anozher slowly making my vay zhrough zhe rain outside to home. Gilbird flew over und landed on mein shoulder, giving a vorried chirp.

"J-ja...birdie...I'm fine..." I said, more to convince meinself than anyzhing but I knew zhis vas it.

Of course over zhe last couple of years zheres been a constant sign of mein veakening condition. I vas vay skinnier zhen I used to be. No matter how much I ate. All zhe drinking I'd done had started slowly catching up to me. Zhere vere slowly appearing vrinkles on mein face. Zhe sad part vas I only put up a half assed act cause I didn't have zhe energy to put up a decent vone but zhey none of zhe ozhers vere still to blind to see it.

But, zhis I knew vas it...zhe only zhing zhat had been keeping me going up until now vas vest's needin me for some reason, vith his saying vhat he did...he may as vell have signed mein death sentence himself.

But...I guess it's only logical zhat he did...vhat use am I nowadays anyvay…?

Veakly pushing open zhe front door to zhe house I collapsed on zhe couch. Not trusting mein shaky legs to carry me down zhe stairs. For a couple minutes I laid zhere vith mein head spinning until finally I passed out.

(A/N: the next couple of scenes take place in prussias dream.)

"Buenos No ches mi amigos!" Toni vaved and smiled at me from down the street. Shortly followed by Francis. I smiled und vaved back. "Guten tag mein awesome friends! Vhat brings jou two here today?"

"We were wondering if you wanted to come out to for a drink or two at a new bar that opened earlier this week with us."

I rolled mein eyes. "Do jou really even how to ask? kesesese~"

Zhey laughed und Patted mein back. "No I suppose not amigos."

Zhat scene faded und I vas back to vhen I being un kid again.

"Prussia! Get back here!" An angry Liz cried as I ran.

"Kesesese~! Und let jou beat me to death vith jour frying pan? How about Nein!"

"Why you!" She took a swing at me und I jumped quickly to dodge it. "Kesesese~ maybe if jou marry me I vill!"

As she ran after me into zhe setting sun zhe scene changed again.

"Hey little guy vhat's vrong?" I asked a little blond haired blue eyed boy.

He sniffled. "I'm Germany confused und I don't know vhat's going on?"

I got down to his level. "Vhat's jour name?"

"It's Germany...at least...zhats vhat I can remember..."

I smiled a little. "I'm zhe awesome Prussia." I ruffled his hair. "But jou can call me Big Bruder. I'll look after you from now on, until jou no longer need me."

He smiled a little. "Okay!"

(A/N: Back to reality.)

As zhat scene faded mein eyes slowly opened tiredly. "Vhat time is it?" I looked out a vindow und saw zhat it vas dark out.

"Hay Vest! Are jou home?!"

No answer.

"Vest?"

Zhe phone rang, shattering zhe lonely silence of zhe dark house und startled me. Vonce I managed to get up I shuffled over to zhe phone und picked it up.

"Hey, Gilbert speaking."

"I von't be home tonight. Italy vants me to go to Japan's house vith him."

"Jou...von't…?" I coughed und zhere vas a slight vheeze in mein chest.

"Nein. Jou'll be fine right?"

Nein. I von't. I vant to be vith jou. I vant to spend mein final hours vith jou. I vant to say goodbye. I...don't vant to fade alone. "Ja...I'll be fine...I guess...after all I'm zhe awesome Prussia."

"Ja ja vhatever. I'll see jou tomorrow." Zhere vas a click, telling me he's hung up.

"I highly doubt zhat bruder."

I made my vay back to zhe couch und laughed. Und laughed some more. Until I vas laughing so hard zhat I had to clutch mein stomach cause it vas starting to hurt but I just couldn't stop. It vas all just too ironically funny.

I, zhe awesome country of Prussia, vonce vone of zhe greatest contries in zhe vorld is now a veak fading country. Und on top of zhat, just to add insult to injury I'm all alone. Not even zhe country responsible for zhe downfall of Old man fritz, Holy rome und mein country vas going to come und apologize. Not mein little bruder who's country exists zhanks to zhe dissolving of mine. Nor mein awesome friends who vere busy vith zheir own countrys affairs, I don't blame zhem zhough. I know vhat its like. Not even shy queit Mazhew...I had been planning on on confessing zhe feelings I'd been having for several months now after zhe meeting. I guess I'll just never get to tell zhe birdie.

I'm alone...I no longer serve a purpose...bruder has grown to be an awesome nation und country und no longer needed my guidance. I have no country of mein own...mein time has come und gone… Mein eyes drooped closed for zhe last time.

"Now its time to go pay Old Man Fritz und Holy Rome a visit...tell zhem I'm coming...home..."

*time skip to morning*

*Germanys POV*

"Huh...veird...hes usually still home zhis early in zhe morning...probably just still asleep." I sighed. "Vhich means I'll have to go und get zhem myself."

I gathered my zhings togezher und made my vay home.

"Gilbert! Are jou avake?" I asked as I hung my coat. "Gilbert I'm not letting-" My lecture vas cutoff by a frantic chirping ball of feathers tugging on my shirt.

"Vhat? Vhat is it Gilbird? Jou vant me to follow? Alright alright. I'm coming."

I followed him out to zhe living room und froze.

"Br-bruder?"

He was almost completely see through. I ran over to him. "Bruder! Bruder! Vake up! Vake up! Vake up Gilbert!"

He barely opened his eyes und a peaceful smile crossed his face "H-Holy Rome….Old Man Fritz...its jou...its been so long..."

Vith zhat...zhe ever present confident light zhat alvays lit his eyes aflame...dimmed until zhey vere became lifeless und vithin a matter of seconds he vas gone...completely faded avay...und I broke down.