Disclaimer: I don't own Cats, or any of the associated characters. So don't sue me.
A/N: Yay, my fist story! I must warn you though, It's not very entertaining. Read at your own risk.
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
When I'm not at pubs or clubs, I take the time to read your wonderful Cats stories. I do, however have an issue that I feel must surface. You see all the stories I have read either star Munkustrap, Mistoffelees, Rum Tum Tugger, Jemima, Victoria, or Demeter. Sometimes, I even see stories that star a cat that is not even in the movie! So, now I must ask you why it is so hard to write about Gus or Jellylorum? Or Skimbleshanks and I? We too lead very exiting lives! Why just the other day, I was walking back to my home from Blimp's, and I saw none other than Johnny Depp! What he was doing in England in beyond me, but the point is, I saw him! Oh, and yesterday, Jellylorum had an affair with Skimble, and when Jenny found out the entire tribe cowered in fear of her! She was throwing things at Jelly, and slapping Skimble all at the same time! Do, forgive me, I got carried away. Do you see my point though? We deserve to star in fanfics as much as any other cat.
Sincerely,
Bustopher Jones