Harry Potter and the Final Fantasy
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Chapter 1: The summoning spell.
"Expelliarmus" Harry shouted as he cast his spell on a Death Eater. The Death Eater's wand went flying out of his hand.
"Nice Shot Harry" Ron shouted in his nasally voice.
"RON, PAY ATTENTION" Harry Shouted!
"Huh?" Ron looked up to see a Death Eater swooping down at him. "HARRYYYYYYYY" Ron shouted while shaking in his robes.
"Expulso" Hermione fired her spell at the ground in front of the Death Eater causing him to be crushed by rocks"
"Whew. Thanks Hermione" Ron sputtered while trying to catch his breath.
"Honestly Ron" Hermione began lecturing "if you weren't so busy eye fondling Harry, you would be able to defend yourself".
"HEY, HE LOOKED AMAZING WHEN HE CAST THAT….." Ron paused for a second "Oh stuff a mandrake in it Hermione."
"HUSH BOTH OF YOU" Harry interjected "I'm trying to listen". Harry was standing in front of a long, dark, passage. He was trying to figure out what the Death Eaters were doing. "Bollocks, I can't see anything" Harry spoke under his breath.
"Don't worry I'll help you" Ron chimed up with a girlish squeal.
"NO RON DON'T" Hermione shouted
"Lumos!" Ron's wand erupted with a bright light that pierced the darkness of the passage.
"RON YOU IDIOT" Harry shouted.
"Oh god" Ron shouted
"KNOCK IT OFF" Hermione shouted. Ron couldn't remember how to stop his Lumos charm so he quickly shoved his wand down his pants to hide the light. Hermione and Harry both stared at him blankly.
"What?" Ron questioned. Harry just shook his head and Hermione pointed at Ron's pants. His pants were glowing bright white.
"OH NO MY PANTS" Ron shouted
"Well well what do we have here" a Death Eater whispered behind the trio. Before they could react they were all captured and slowly were being dragged down the passage.
"Nice going hot pants" Harry sneered at Ron.
"I'm like a glow worm" Ron giggled.
"Idiot" Hermione barked.
"Shut up all of you" The Death Eater shouted. They reached the end of the passage and were in a large room with creepy statues everywhere. There was a weird green mist dancing about the room and a giant pot that read "Jenova" on it.
"I found these intruders my lord" The Death Eater cooed at a dark robed figure. Harry and company stood defiantly but were suddenly brought to their knees by an unknown force.
"On your knees where you belong eh Potter" Lucius Malfoy spat venomously at Harry. "Or I suppose that should be said to you Mr. Weasley." Lucius glared at Ron.
"Now now, no need to heckle our guests" Voldemort singly chimed in.
"Forgive me my lord" Lucius sardonically replied. Voldemort's lips curled in rage at his insolence.
"My lord the prisoners" The Death Eater inquired.
"AVADA KADAVRA" Voldemort killed the Death Eater with a bold of green light.
"MONSTER" Harry shouted out.
"Oh no Mr. Potter. I'm not the monster. However, soon you shall see one." Voldemort slowly walked around the pot running his finger along the cold metal.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN" Harry shouted.
"You mean you came all this way and don't even know what I am doing here?" Voldemort questioned.
"Whatever you are doing it cannot be good" Harry shouted.
"How right you are Mr. Potter" Voldemort giggled. "Do you know what the name on this pot means?"
"Jenova?" Harry inquired.
"Yes" Voldemort cooed. "It is from this body that we will be able to summon the most vicious creature ever created"
"Dolores Umbridge?" Hermione enquired sardonically. Ron and Harry chuckled.
"WRONG" Voldemort screamed causing the room to vibrate. "He was called Sephiroth. He was an elite soldier that became a God." Voldemort cooed.
"Good for him" Harry sneered. "No matter who he was you cannot bring back the dead" Harry confidently remarked.
"Very good Mr. Potter" Voldemort grinned. "However, we can summon him"
"The Accio charm?" Harry wondered out loud. "That cannot be used to summon people"
"You are right again Mr. Potter" Voldemort began to clap mockingly. "However, this is a very different type of magic". Voldemort lifted up the body of the dead Death Eater and threw it into the pot. "He will make a good sacrifice."
"That's sick" Hermione blurted.
"It's necessary" Voldemort mouthed mockingly.
"We'll stop you" Harry shouted.
"It's too late Potter" Lucius grinned. Before Harry could respond the room began to shake. Dark black fire shot fourth from the pot and a strong wind suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Hundreds of spirits flew from the pot and were wailing an ear shattering sound.
"HAHA ITS BEAUTIFUL ISN'T IT" Voldemort cooed. Suddenly, a bright light shown fourth and the pot exploded. The outline of a body could be seen standing.
"Welcome to our world Sephiroth" Voldemort cheered. "I am your new master"
"ST. What the fk just happened to me" Barret said confused.
"Sephiroth?" Voldemort enquired. This man stood there in tattered clothing. One of his hands was replaced with a rather large gun. He had a military style haircut and a gruff beard. Could this be the ultimate evil?
"How do you know that chicken st $$ ramming $% stuffing Sephiroth?" Barret barked at Voldemort pointing his gun at him.
"I believe the summoning failed my lord" Lucius sneered.
"BOMBARDA MAXIMA" a giant explosion ripped aside one of the walls of the room. Sirius came running in with the rest of the Order of the Phoenix.
"Run Harry" Sirius shouted.
"Stop him!" Voldemort screamed. The Death Eaters and The Order of the Phoenix began to fire spell after spell at each other. Harry and company weaved in and out of the firing trying to reach the opening Sirius made.
"Man what the fk." Barret shouted waving his arms. I was taking an st and then I end up in the middle of a pajama wearing $ convention where they shoot lights at each other".
"Hurry Harry" Sirius barked.
"We can't leave" Harry shouted back.
"Why not" Sirius looked confused as he blocked a spell shot at him.
"We have to take him with us. It's obvious he is not evil. A bit strange but certainly not evil." Harry pointed at Barret.
"You're right" Sirius nodded "You there, Stranger!"
"You talking to me pajama man?" Barret shouted.
"Hurry with us if you want to live"
"Might as well" Barret shrugged and ran after them.
They ran down a long corridor and found a stuffed panda sitting in the middle of the room. Harry and company stopped in their tracks. Barret began to swear.
"It's a portkey Harry" Sirius shouted. Harry and company grabbed on while Barret stood confused.
"GRAB THE PANDA" Harry shouted.
"Why the fk would I do that" Barret shouted but finally grabbed on. They spun around and suddenly appeared in Dumbledore's office.
"Thanks Sirius you saved us" Harry smiled.
"Don't mention it" Sirius smiled. They hugged while Hermione looked on with a smile and Ron whined that he wanted to be in the middle of the sexy sandwich. The moment was dear and precious. Dumbledore smiled happily to see Harry safe.
"ST" Barret screamed and began to vomit.
"Who is our guest?" Dumbledore questioned.
"Voldemort summoned him but I think he messed up" Ron said.
"Clearly." Dumbledore stared "Where do you come from stranger"
"Names Barret, I live in Midgar."
"Midgar, Midgar" Dumbledore walked around puzzled repeating the name.
"Yes you old st I said Midgar" Barret impatiently shouted.
"Do you know of it?" Harry asked.
"No" Dumbledore said. "I don't know where it is or how he got here."
"What shall we do with him?" Sirius asked.
"He will be safest here" Dumbledore smiled. "Welcome to Hogwarts Mr. Barret"
"Why not wash your fking pig? Then it won't be so warty" Barret inquired.
"Headmaster" Hermione interjected. "If he is going to be at Hogwarts what will he do?"
"Why, be a student" Dumbledore smiled, walking up with the sorting hat. "Stand still please" Dumbledore said while putting the hat on Barret's head.
"What's this st for?" Barret bellowed.
"It's the sorting hat" Hermione answered knowingly "It will tell you where you will be placed. Just relax". Barret stood still.
"Interesting interesting" the sorting hat cooed "Not of this world are we?"
"ST A MONSTER" Barret shouted. He grabbed the sorting hat and threw it to the ground.
"NO" Harry started to interject.
"BIG SHOT" Barret fired a giant fireball at the sorting hat. The attack exploded and filled the room with red light. When the smoke cleared the sorting hat lay tattered on the ground and smoking.
"Sorting hat?" Dumbledore inquired. The hat opened its mouth and smoke flew out.
"Shove him in Gryffindor" the hat said and passed out.
"Gryffindor it is" Dumbledore shrugged. Harry, Ron, and Hermione all looked shocked. This crazy newcomer wasn't just going to be in their school. He was going to live with them and be their classmates.
"Oh noo" Ron sniveled.
Chapter 1 complete
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-Demonardvark-
These chapters are a bit long so the updates won't be as quick as my previous story. Also, I really don't know how many chapters this will have. I don't want to be constrained by announcing it early. That way I can give a complete story without trying to meet length requirements. Stay tuned for more. –Demonardvark-