Meh, I'm bored and when I get bored weird things happen. Series of random (and sometimes quite gross) dialogues are coming your way. The whole point of this dialogue is kind of an exercise to see whether people can guess who is speaking by their words.
WARNING: Umm…this stuff is not normal. Read at your own damn risk.
Disclaimer: Belongs to Queen Meyer.
Starring Charlie, Bella and Carlisle
"Hey Dad, what are you doing home so soon?"
"I couldn't handle it at the station for a second longer."
"Oh…"
"…"
"…"
"Bella? I need to tell you something."
"Oh…okay Dad."
"…I have to hots for Carlisle."
"…"
"…"
"No! No no no no no! How could you do that?"
"Bel-"
"No! I have the hots for Carlisle! I was going to talk to him now. Why Dad? W-"
Ding Dong
"I'll get it. Oh, hello Carlisle."
"Hi Bella."
Charlie faints
"…Oh dear."
"Um…Carlisle I've got something to tell you."
"Oh me too, but you can go first."
"Er…I have the hots for you."
"…"
"…"
"Oh I see. Well I kind of wanted to tell you that I was feeling rather attracted to Edward."
"Eh?"
"…Threesome?"
"Awesome, by the way…"
"Yes?"
"Charlie was moaning your name in his sleep."
Ta- da!
Lol, first weird thing I've ever written. Don't really judge on the content but whether the characters are recognizable by speech. Review.