I was sleeping in my bed one Saturday morning when my alarm went off."AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"I screamed when I fell out of my bed.
"NIKOLAS!!!I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. ohhh yeah I'm a loser. My own brother can sneak up on me while I'm sleeping to turn on my alarm. Little did I know that it wasn't him……..
"NIKOLAS,OPEN THIS DOOR AND ILL GIVE YOU A SWIFT DEATH!!!!!" primus did I sound like ironhide when he was mad at 'bee! Who is looking very fine today….. Focus!!! when my brother did open his door he was looking sleepy and not mischievous looking. "were you in my room last night" I asked as sweetly as I could without choking him. "no I was asleep all night." for once I believed him. "okay." I said with a shrug. "stay out of my room or megatron will come to use you as a rag doll!" I teased. "yeah right, he doesn't exist!!!! Little did I know that he was…
I went to my room to get dressed and go for a bike ride. what a beautiful day for a ride!! as I rode down the road I ran into a couple of snob girls who got nothing but the kick out of messing with day-dreaming beauties like me. " hey outcast do you wanna make-over on that ugly man face of yours?" she and her croons cackled. "no and its OUTcalt ya ugly biddie!!" that was a mistake. I had to practically ride all across town before a savior came up. A beautiful '10 camero came speeding up. Yellow and black like bumblebee… the drivers door opened up and I dove in leaving my bike behind. The Camero speed of towards a field no one ever went to. That was when I learned that transformers were real……. "so bumblebee is my new guardian?" I asked. Everyone just nodded. "okay so what alien war am I involved in?" I asked. "well…megatron is back from running off with starscream and we don't exactly know, but it has something to do with the knowledge of the all-spark." optimus that explained a lot!! "sooo…. What's the plan?" I asked for the umpteenth time. That was a bad idea. " ratchet will run a couple of diagnostics to make sure you are healthy." by the time he was done talking I was two blocks down the street yelling "YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE DOC-BOT!!!!!" that had the neighbors looking. When bumblebee caught me two hours later I was still struggling away from the seatbelt! I was devising a plan then and there. "Umm…bumblebee could you help me?" I asked. " I need to explain to my mom, and I need everyone to come help explain." bumblebee revved his engine to say he understood. I leaned back and thought this whole alien war thing was going to be just fine. a lot better than Sam did though. As we got closer to home I was trying to figure out how to keep them all back that's when a light bulb went off in my head. " guys I'm telling you now, I will be crazier than ironhide on the shooting range and a battle mixed together if you don't stay and wait for me to get my mom!" they seemed to understand the situation. When I got out and got to the door I was stumbling with the key so much ironhide, yes ironhide decided to honk at me! I glared at him and said " don't test me ." when I finally got the door open my Chihuahua came running out. The first bot she went up to, yes you guessed it ironhide.
"GET AWAY YOU PIT-SPAWN!!!!! IF YOU LUBRICATE ON ME LIKE SAMS PIT-SPAWN,PRIMUS SO HELP YOU….!!!!!" I snapped. " IRONHIDE,IF YOU HURT ON HAIR ON A FEMME CHIHUAHUA,PRIMUS SO HELP ME ILL TURN YOU INTO SCRAP METAL!!!"I screamed. I also threw a rock at his tire.I was almost out the door when I ran into my mom. "where were you going?" she asked almost sadly. "mom I have to show you something…"
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