A big dark room is filled with mumbling that are not able to be understood. Suddenly two spotlights are turned on and point to the middle of a big stage. A girl with shoulder length dark brown hair, pale skin and dark brown eyes steps into the light with a microphone in her hand. She has angled bangs and her hair has a bed look. On the right side of her face is a little braid, hold together by a lime green ribbon with a small silver treble clef attached to it. She wears a black miniskirt with dark grey panty underneath and high black booths. She also wears a lime green spaghetti top with a white short sleeved hooded vest on top of it.

"Ladies and gentleman! You remember PoM Chatroom right?" She speaks into the microphone while making big gestures. "You don't? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! Anyway, I'm going to try again and make this a twice as successful story as the previous one. And who have I brought for this you ask? Just guess! Just kidding. Here they are, our favorite animals from the Central Park Zoo! The cast of Penguins of Madagascar! Humanized I might add." She pronounces.

The spotlight switches to eight figures who stand awkwardly on stage. The formal penguins on the left side. (Since I am too lazy to describe them, I'll just add a link to the image of my favorite humanization: .com/?qh=§ion=&q=penguins+of+madagascar+human#/d20eb5e ) Marlene is standing next to them with big brown eyes and shoulder length hazelnut brown hair, hanging straight next to her face. She wears simple white trousers and a pink short sleeved shirt with a black long sleeved hooded vest on top of it and dark grey sneakers. Next to her is Julien with lazily looking orange eyes, sun kissed skin and light brown hair that's barely long enough to reach his eyes. He has short bangs that hang lazily to one side. He's wearing a dirty looking short sleeved shirt, with a gecko image on it, with dark trousers and white with green all stars. On his head is the same crown he always wears but bigger. Maurice and Mort are next to him. Maurice with dark grey wild hair, sun kissed skin and also orange eyes. He wears a sky blue Hawaii shirt with white trousers and beige sneakers. Mort has lighter and slightly longer brown hair than Julien, large orange eyes, sun kissed skin as well. He's wearing a black short sleeved shirt with a smiley on it and white trousers with black sneakers. Mort looks very much like a kid.

"May these people have an applause?" The dark brown haired girl says cheerfully. Somewhere in the dark at the opposite of the stage sounds a loud applause. "That's enough. These will be the characters you'll be able to torture. By the way, for the people that don't know me (another reason to be ashamed!) I am BeyondMidnight, you can call me Beyond or Midnight, whichever you prefer. But I have another surprise. You may know her from the awesome story: The penguins go to school! Here she is, Shaylene!"

A girl with silk black hair, slightly sun kissed skin and lime green eyes makes her way over to Beyond. She wears black pants and a white short sleeved shirt with a gray hooded long sleeved vest on top of it with white-red sneakers. Her hair is straight and she also has angled bangs. On her back is a quiver with arrows and a long detailed bow.

"Now I can tell the story as to how I came up with her. You see, I play the game World of Warcraft (you don't know it? Well… ANOTHER reason to be ashamed) and Shaylene is my Blood Elf hunter. That's how I came up with the bow and arrow thing and her character, I suppose." Beyond explained into the microphone. "Also, I've decided to add something extra. I call it: The Audience. It's basically the people who sit in the VIP part of the public. I'll give a short introduction."

The spotlight switches to the VIP part which contains six handsome boys in the same school uniforms and two other guys that are chained together. Beyond almost drools when she sees the guys in the audience.

"The six handsome guys on the left are the cast from Ouran High School Host Club, which is an anime on YouTube. From right to left there is Kaoru, Hikaru, Kyouya, Tamaki, Honey, Mori. I'll enter a short description at the end of the chapter. The other two are the two favorite characters from another anime: Death Note. Again there's a short description at the end but from right to left there's L and Light." Beyond says. Private walks over to Beyond and pokes her arm.

"Excuse me, Beyond, but why are they here?" He asks. Beyond blinks and then smiles at him, putting a hand on his head.

"Because they are my favorite anime characters and so damn cute and hot!" She answers. Private nods in understanding and walks back to his place. Skipper shakes his head at him.

"Sweet naïve Private." He mumbles.

"Anyway, as you might know. There are not many rules because I'll break them anyway, the only rule is: Please keep it to one review per chapter please, that way it's easier for me to write. You guys probably know that I hate the Skilene pairing but I leave the pairings up to the reviews I get. Also, if you would like someone in The Audience, just put 'I Request' at the end of your review and then add the name of the person and anime/cartoon/TV show name."

"Isn't this a bit confusing?" Shay asks. Beyond sends her a thoughtful look.

"Perhaps, but I'm working on it. Also I do not accept other OC's, I'm very sorry but it'll make it more difficult to write for me, you can ask for a character to go on a date with your OC but I will not add one to a chapter.

If you want to ask someone in the audience something, you can by adding this to your review:
Audience:
(Name):
(Name):
Etcetera. So if you choose to add all of this your review will be something like this:

(Main part)

Audience:

I request:

So if you like all this, feel free to review. I'll make sure every review from the previous chapter is in the story. I know for a fact that some people that read 'The penguins got to school' like the Shay/Skipper pairing. IT IS ALLOWED! Good luck everyone! See you next time!"

Here follows the descriptions. And I did leave Haruhi out of the Ouran cast because I can't stand her. If you want to know what they look like exactly, you'll find them on Google!

Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin (A.K.A the brothers in the family). The red-headed twins that do almost everything together. They are very teasingly and playful. They are known for their incest acts. No one is 100 percent sure it is all an act. When performing their act, Kaoru is often displayed as the 'girl'. The twins had a wall built around them for years and grew up with only each other as friends until a certain blonde offered them to join in starting a host club.

Kyouya Ootori is the black haired male with the glasses. He's more the quiet and cool person in the club and is not often seen pleasing ladies. He runs all the financial business within the club. He met the blonde king of the club two years before the club started and was really annoyed by him. He turned out to be his best friend. This blonde often calls him mommy with the others being their children. Kyouya is not often seen angry but when he is, he's very scary. He has a low blood pressure which causes him to wake up with bad moods everytime. He's also called the Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord.

Tamaki Suoh is the blonde guy. He's the leader of the club, together with Kyouya, and often seen as Daddy. Although he seems very childish and playful, there are times when it's obvious why he's the Lord. He always shows his emotions very clearly so no one fails to notice and is famous for his puppy eyes that can melt even the coldest hearts. He's naïve and pleases the ladies with his shameless flattery. Tamaki is half French and came to Japan because his grandma offered his mother, who was very poor at the time, a lot of money if she could take Tamaki with her. Tamaki told his mother it was for the best and left. He is also famous for his classic piano music.

Mitsukuni Haninozuka (A.K.A Honey A.K.A one of the cousins of the family). Honey is known for his childish behavior and love for sweet things like cakes and his pink plush bunny. Although he may look innocent, his blood type is the same as Kyouya and so he too has a low blood pressure. He's known within the club as The Low Blood Pressure Beast because he has a great strength hidden in him. He used to be a skilled teacher in his families dojo. Although he is 17 he appears to be a little child (a little like Private).

Takashi Morinozuka (A.K.A Mori A.K.A the other cousin in the family). Mori is always close to Honey and they are not often seen apart, mostly because Mori is there to prevent anything from happening to Honey and to take care of him. It is revealed that they are in fact cousins. Mori is even more quiet than Kyouya and seems very scary to others. Tamaki once said that Honey was his 'cute item' and was borrowing him, which is not really true. Mori's family used to serve and protect Honey's family until there was a marriage between the two families and they became related. He doesn't seem very interested in pleasing girls and is probably just in the club because of Honey.

Note: This family pretending is called 'Mamagoto'.

Over to Death Note.

Light Yagami (A.K.A Kira). The main character, Light is an extremely intelligent, yet bored 17-year old student who is not satisfied with the current justice system. When he finds the Death Note intentionally dropped in the human world by the shinigami (death god) Ryuk, he decides to use it to kill criminals. He earns the title Kira, the Japanese pronunciation of the English word killer. His ultimate goal is to cleanse the world of evil and create a world without criminals. He intends to reign over this new world as its "god" and goes mad with power. He is finally killed when Ryuk writes his name into the Death Note after N prove to everyone that Light himself is Kira. He has brown hair and brown eyes and a neat taste of fashion. Although he seems calm and smart, when he snaps he's wicked and pure evil.

L (Full name: L Lawliet) is the black haired male next to Light. Strangely his hair always points to one way. He has a very pale skin and dark circles under his eyes because he's an insomniac. He always wears a long sleeved white shirt and blue trousers, not the same of course, he's very clean. L is known for his odd way of sitting and his incredibly talented brain. He's very smart and is the world's best detective ever. L is never seen mad or angry and in the series, has only smiled once. He also showed twice when he's scared. He is often seen eating sweet things like cakes and candy is never eating something besides them. He claims that if you use your brain enough, you won't get fat.

That's it! Please review, without you this story doesn't exist!