I know it's early for Christmas but I been reading a few crack fic on here bout the Avengers and I thought why not. I hope the heroes aren't too OOC I was just having some fun with them lol.
"I'm going to kill Tony…" Clint Barton muttered for the hundredth time.
"Oh, quit being such a damn baby!" Pepper Potts scolded as she worked at the hem on his elf costume.
The Avengers were spending Christmas together for the first time. Just, not the way they planned.
Tony Stark, the incredible Iron Man, had graciously invited himself and all the avengers to sit with the sick children in the hospital. Of course, he also had to make them dress up.
"Oh come on guys…and girl…it's Christmas" he whined.
"And you just want to make yourself look good…and us miserable" Bruce supplied.
"No…I want to make those children happy" Tony insisted. Too bad the five heroes knew the real him.
He sighed. "Fine…I'll just tell all the little girls and boys their favorite heroes hate them" he said pulling out the big guns.
"Oh my gosh, you suck Stark!" Clint yelled out first. "Is that a yes?" Tony answered and all groaned but nodded.
"Fine…but were going as us right?" Clint asked, again first to speak.
Tony just had a mischievous gleam in his eye as response.
The archer scowled at the thought and folded his arms. With that quick movement the pin jabbed his skin and he yelped.
He sent a fierce glare to the red-head who only rolled her eyes. "Don't look at me like that, I warned you not to move Clint!" she responded.
"Well, you didn't warn me I'd look this stupid!" he shouted. Pepper Potts only rolled her eyes again.
"Hey, you promised Steve, so quit whining already" she replied. She quickly finished sewing the small rip and smiled.
"There…you look so…" she started and Clint shook his head. "Don't say it…if you want to live" he threatened.
She smiled cheekily at him. "Cute…you're very cute Hawkeye" she said and the archer jumped at her. She laughed as he tickled her. "I warned you Pep…" he teased.
The teasing ended as a throat was cleared. Clint jumped up as he saw Natasha staring at him.
"She started it" he exclaimed. Both rolled their eyes at him as Natasha helped Pepper stand.
"Yeah right Barton…just suck it up already…no one likes this…but we promised the annoying one" she scolded.
"I know…but I am a freaking elf Nat!" Clint cried. He turned to the full length mirror behind him. The movement made his shoes jungle and he shuddered.
"I look like a freak…that Stark is…
"Is a great man…I know Tony can be a prick sometimes but…you have to admit…this was nice of him" Pepper interrupted.
The two nodded reluctantly. "Plus…" she added, putting her hand on Clint's shoulder. "It is for children….little boys and girls who have cancer…and all they want is their super heroes to save them"
"And their annoying little sidekick who is not only Mrs. Clause but the Avengers 'mother' as well" Natasha added.
Pepper smirked at her. "Ha ha ha…is being elves really the worst thing that ever happened to you both?" she asked and both reluctantly shook their heads.
"All right Pep…you made your damn point…"Clint muttered folding his arms. "I guess it wouldn't hurt to not be alone and miserable on Christmas either" he added with a small scowl.
Pepper smiled and kissed his cheek. "Now that's the spirit" she declared.
She grinned wickedly. "Ha, I knew you avengers had soft spots" she declared triumphantly.
"Doesn't mean we have to love it?" Steve Rogers pointed out as he joined the group followed by Bruce Banner and the mighty Thor.
"Are we really little deer in this weird costume thing?" Thor asked.
"Yes Thor…I told you already…Santa has reindeer to fly his sleigh…its all just make-believe that all earth children believe at a young age" Bruce explained.
"Well…I feel kind of silly" Thor replied.
"Yet you all look so adorable"
The five avengers glared at Tony as he walked in.
"Oh boo hoo…you all don't have to be totally thrilled about this 'event' but…it is for a good cause" Tony replied.
"Yeah…I'll remember that for next time Stark" Clint said with a very wicked gleam in his eyes.
"And, I'll remember how adorable you were as an elf Barton" Stark replied calmly and snapped a photo.
Then Stark tossed the camera to Pepper. "We have a few extra minutes…it's picture time group" he said.
Tony grabbed Clint and Steve throwing his arms around them with a wicked grin.
The others sighed but huddled together all swearing revenge on Tony Stark.
But, least it was a Christmas that no Avenger could say was lonely. Plus, they did make a few children smile happily.