Note: This entire thing is meant to be said in that too-happy fake-o voice you get when someone welcomes you to a hotel and all that jazz.

I, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, do not own Maximum Ride or anything you recognize from the original plot line.

CLAIMER: I do, however, own the plothole kingdom. If you want to write plothole kingdom tour for other books, ask me in a PM and I might give you permission if one isn't already being written or claimed. You snooze, you lose, so if you want to do one for, like, Harry Potter, or something, just ask. I'm starting to rant so…

ON WITH THE STORY!

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Welcome to the plothole kingdom! Home of all the things that disappear from the actual story! I am your tour guide, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, but you may call me under. I will now tell you a bit about the history and culture of plotholes.

In the land of the plothole, there is a different kingdom for every book series that was important enough for people to notice things missing. Harry Potter, Twilight, and Maximum Ride are a few examples. In the plothole kingdom, there are three types of residents. Permanent residents, reality travelers, who regularly travel between the real plot line and the plothole kingdom at the authors will, and, finally, the plotholeans, the random people and events that were born here and get put in the story for unknown reasons. These are very rare and we are proud to have two in the Maximum Ride plothole, which we are entering now.

The Maximum Ride plothole kingdom is unusually large due to the fact that the characters are almost always on the run and many things, people, and places get left behind. I will take you around and introduce you to all of the residents. Please note, their status may change as the story progresses, but for now, this is how it is.

Up on our right you will see the E-shaped house from the first book. Inside, live the alternate flock. These are the alternate flock members. A Max who can shut down her organs, smell the rest of the flock; both of these powers came from the second book, and has hair that switches from brown to blonde as different descriptions are given in the book. A Fang who can fly at super speed, also from the second book when he got the blood transfusion from Max. An Iggy who can feel color, he loses this power this periodically, as it is a reality traveler. A Nudge with magnetic abilities from the fourth book. A Gazzy with a mushroom cloud fart ability and mimicking voices. He loses the second power often because it is a reality traveler. An Angel with no powers as of yet. She is just there as a honorary thing. This Angel sometimes has Celeste, but sometimes doesn't. Celeste is a reality traveler.

The blonde Brigid from book four, along with the rest of the Antarctica scientists live in the big red building coming up on your left. Notice that this Brigid is BLONDE, the way she was originally was I the story, she was traded out with the red head Brigid, a plotholean, in the fifth book. The red head Brigid no longer lives here as she has been incorporated into the real plot line of the story.

Straight ahead, we have a large school building, the school building from the second book. In this building live Sam, Lissa, JJ, and all the rest of the people and students from the Virginia school. Anne does not live here because she is not welcome. If you flip to page two of your pamphlet, you will see mentions of a tunnel under the school, it is still there, and has no use whatsoever.

As we round this corner, on our left we see, to use the terms from the book, the 'honkin' big castle of evil' from Germany from the third book. the residents here are Omega, the director, and Anne; all permanent residents. On our right you will see the big green building from 'the drawing in Max's brain'. The mutants from the institute live here, along with Total, a reality traveler. I don't know if you noticed, but total seems to disappear from the story for long periods of time then randomly re-appear, this is where he lives when he gets booted out of the real plotline. Akila lives here with him.

Up on our left we now see apartment buildings. You may be wondering 'were these ever in the books?' The answer is no. These were never in the books and probably never will be. They are called Reality Estates. Very exclusive. Only reality travelers are allowed in. the current residents are Dr. Martinez, Ella, Magnolia, and Jeb. Ahead of us, we see a tall office building with shattered windows. This is where the Uber- Director, Gozen, and their army live. Please note that its windows are still broken from the hurricane because the Uber-Director is too cheap to import new ones from the true plot line.

The last stop on our tour is this big French, fancy-schmancy hotel. On page seven of your handbook, It talks about how Angel, when describing Max's eyes, talked all about Gazzy and the French chocolates with alcohol in them, except they didn't know so he ate a million and barfed all night. Now, If you read the books, in book three, when they went to France, Gazzy was in California. Many of you may have wondered where this came from, well, if you look at the fourth floor n the room with the light on, you can see that incident played out. This incident was born here and is a true plotholean; born here and randomly put into the story because the author wanted to.

This concludes our tour. Come back soon for an updated tour with all the new things that fall into the plothole as the story progresses. Goodbye, have a nice day, come back soon, I hope you enjoyed your tour. The gift shop is on the left, check out our tee-shirts, they have wings on the back, don't forget to buy your flock figurines. Bye-bye now, come back and see us soon.

Any questions? comments? flames? I'm not picky. I just love to know that people read my story. Once again, if you want to do this for another book, just ask me and I will probably give you permission. The only way you wouldn't get it is if someone else already asked for it. I will keep track, don't worry.

Yes, I realize that it is short, but there isn't much else to say.

R&R?