Hi this is just one my friend gave me an idea for (twilight4evaz) XD hope you like it we both did it 2getherr
Alvin and Brittany were having a big fight in the butchers. It was work experince and they couldnt decide who was going to cut the beef up.
"IM CUTTING IT UP BRITTANY!" Alvin yelled, snatching the knife from her.
"NO I AM!" Brittany shouted back taking the knife out of Alvins hand.
"Stop arguing!" Simion and Jeanette sighed.
"Please stop!" Theodore whinned as Eleanor was giving birth.
"ITS COMING!" Eleanor yelled.
Simon turned round, "SHUT UP YOU TOLD US THAT 5 TIMES ALREADY!"
"MY KNIFE!" Alvin yelled. Suddenly the knife flew up in the air and cut of Brittanys head. Alvin looked at Brittanys head and picked it up.
"Oh Brittany..." Alvin sighed. "Im coming for you, don't worry...I LURRRVEEEEEE YUUUUU!!" And then he stabbed the knife through his heart and screamed in pain.
"NOOOO!" Everyone yelled.
"Now Billy-Bib-Bob wont have a uncle and aunty who have a bad infulence on him!" Eleanor shouted.
"BILLY BIB BOB?" Theodore yelled, "Where did that come from? who is this? have you been having an affair?"
"Billy Bib Bob is your son!" Eleanor said.
"Ohh....I WANTED TO CALL HIM BOB BILLY BOOT JR!" Thedore whinned.
"AHHHHH!" Eleanor yelled as their son ate his way out Eleanors belly. In 2 minutes Eleanor was dead.
"NOOOO!!" Cried Theodore. Then as he rushed towards Eleanor he tripped and went through the shredder and died.
"Gaga." The baby said.
"Oh dear." Said Simon as the baby jumped into the shredder thinking it was a playground. "What do we tell Dave?"
Meanwhile....
Dave was drivng round the city in his car looking for the butchers to pick up the chipettes and chipmunks. Suddenly Mrs Miller ran infront of the car. She got flattened and caused Dave to go crashing into a building. They both died.
In the butchers...
Simon and Jeanette quickly put the shop to 'close' and ran away from the crime scene.
Soon, they arrivied at a resturant, where little did they know, Ian Hawk worked.
"We'll have soup." Simon told the waiter. Ian was the chef and cooked it for them quickly.
"Thank you." Jeanette smiled to the waitor as she took her spoon and had some soup. She started to choke and then stopped breathing.
"Hmmm..." Simon thought to himself. "If my guess is correct then Jeanette has been poisioned by the soup, so I must give her CPR, after having some soup of course. It can be very thirsty work."
Simon grabbed the soup and drank it from the bowl. Within 5.7 seconds he was dead meat. Ian came out the kitchen and smiled evily at his work.
"MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAAA-HAAA-AAA-CHOOOOOOO!!!" Ian sneezed over the soup, bogies going everywhere. "I will put you both in a pie and eat you...dead."
After 1 hour 30 minutes Ian took the chipmunk-nerd-pie out of the oven and ate it. "Im c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-chokingggg!!" Ian whinned. "I must do what I've always wanted to do." He ran up to the top of the building and stood at the adge and..................threw up over the edge. Then he died.
Ian went to Heaven, while the Chipmunks, Chipettes and Dave went to hell for being too cool for school and work.
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Hope you enjoyed this little story made by....bumbumbummmmm..,..twilight4evaz and chipmunks4eva
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