Sugar Cane Island and Emmett's Pet Turtle

by Miss.Valentines

Heyy guys this story is about emmetts pet turtle that goes missing and emmett does the whole monty to find him who stole him? why? and when? whee is he ? better than it sounds plz read and review rated T coz i am paranoid

1. YESSS every body wins

(A/N) Heyy peeps

Ok this is my new story – Sugar cane island and Emmett's pet turtle –

This was just a random idea i had whilst reading Breaking Dawn i dont know how it came in to my head but it did any way i am gonna stop rambling and get on with the story.

Disclaimer- Hate them but need to be done:

I do not own twilight sm does yada yada yada the end – here is the story.

ESME POV-

Ahh a nice peaceful day in the cullen house hold "EMMETT GET BACK HERE NOW SO I CAN RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" I take that back i wonder why alice is shouting at emmett? "alice why are you shouting at emmett?" thank you edward "well edward emmett stole my NEW jimmy choos" said a rather annoyed alice. "Oh my god alice they are freakin shoes for gods sake!" growled emmett. "HEY HEY HEY, guys stop it i was enjoying a peaceful day before you started shouting i am seriously pissed off at you guys right now so all of you go to your rooms!" i interrvened "but mom he stole my shoes" alice said between he teeth " i know alice" i growled back "emmett shoes now you are taking alice shopping as punishment" ... silence... more awkward silence... ok anyone?... edward?...3...2...1...NOW "urghhhh mom why do you always give me the worst punishment ? it is not fair!" "YESSSSSSS" cried alice doing a really crazy happy dance in the corner.

Where did edward go? Then i heard a muffled voice saying hiding. it was edward i bet you it was.

EMMETT POV

Hmph i am soooo pissed at mom now she made me go shopping with alice that is the worst punishment EVER. Hmmmm what could i buy oooooooooooooh i know " ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE!" "what emmett?" alice said through her teeth "iwannaturtle" i said rather fastly if i do say so myself "what?" she said with ne eye brow up and one down " I WANT A TURTLE" i said in a really slow voice just to annoy her "fine" she said.

TIME SKIP- AT THE PET SHOP

"Alright emmett which one do you want?" said my AMAZING sister alice who is buying me a turtle. "ermmmmmmm, this one i will love him and i will call him freddy" i said in my cutest voice "ok" she sighed "erm exuse me" she said to the shop assistant " could we have this turtle please?" YAY *snigger* "why yes of course" said the short fat bald shop assistant "that will be $100 please"

"100 FLAMING BUCKS FOR A GOD DAMN TURTLE ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME?"

(A/N) well guys what do you think i will update in a bit coz i am having such fun writing this

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