One morning, Wally West woke up with unfamiliar warmth by his side. Wondering who, or what was in his bed, he decided to open his eyes. Being the hero he was, he half expected to see a sleeping beast, but he opened his eyes and found that all it was, was his little sister…so yeah, a sleeping little beast was in his bed.
Wally's younger sister's name is Artemis. In everyone else's mind Artemis is an adorable, 6 year old little angel with a snaggle (A/N SSSSOOOOOOO NOT A WORD!) tooth smile. But, in Wally's mind, she's a bi-polar, OCD, evil, little devil child, and yet, he still loves her to death. Even though Artemis is…Artemis, she is pretty adorable, he'll give her that.
Wally didn't know what to do. "Ok, I have two choices," he thought to himself, "one, I wake up Artemis, and face her wrath…or two, sit here bored for about an hour doing absolutely nothing." Wally pondered on his two choices… then he realized choice one would be painful and choice two would kill him (Wally is extremely impatient)!
Though he didn't want to AT ALL… he chose choice two.
ALVIWH(a little voice in Wally's head): Why choice two, what about your impatient personality?
W (Wally): My little sister scares me!
ALVIWH: She's your LITTLE sister!
W: She's scary!
ALVIWH: Wimp…
W: Hey, my little sister would, and could make the Miz pee his pants…and if she was mad enough she could beat up John Cena!
ALVIWH: Well, can she scare Superboy? Can she scare Robin?
W: Yep…
ALVIWH: How about Superman and Batman?
W: She could scare Superman, and she probably couldn't scare Batman, but she could probably make him flinch.
ALVIWH: Guess what,
W: What?
ALVIWH: You're a loser…
W: How so?
ALVIWH: One, you are talking to yourself. Two, your head is even calling you a loser, Kid Doofus!
W: One, HURTFULL! Two, how'd you know I'm Kid Flash?
ALVIWH: Dude! I. AM. YOUR. HEAD!
W: oh…
ALVIWH: IDIOT! (Mentally Mental face-palms)
W: You know what voice, I'm turning you off!
*Wally and Voice lose mental connection*
"Nnnggg…" Artemis began to wake up "Can she like, read my mind or something?" Wally thought to himself, baffled by Artemis's actions. Artemis slowly opened her eyes, in hopes that he would be right there with her, which he was.
"Hi…" Artemis said so softly, she was barely audible. "Good morning gorgeous." Wally whispered to his younger sibling.
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