Disclaimer: I don't own Spiderman. I don't want to own Spiderman.
A/N: This is just random stuff my friends and I noticed when we saw the movie. It's most likely just going to be incoherent and confusing. Oh well.
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Peter: -Smacks Mary Jane to the ground-
MJ: -Stares up at him with that stupid look on her face-
Peter: Bitch, make me a sandwich.
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Peter: -Hair flip- Don't I look like Conor Oberst?
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"…Hey. What happened to the bitch with the violin?"
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Spiderman: -Drops down from a building with the web shit-
Random Person: HOLY SHIT! A SPIDER! -Whips out a can of Raid and sprays the entire thing on Spiderman-
Spiderman: -Twitch-
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"Hehe. Venom has a tiny ass."
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"WHY FORMAN?! WHYYYYYYY??"
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"GASP! I think I know how Forman will get the picture! He's gunna fuck the police guy's daughter in a Spiderman mask and video tape it!"
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Cartman: I think Spiderman has sand in his vagina…
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MJ: -Emo tear- I got a bad review…. -Cocks shot gun and heads off to the White House-
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Big Newspaper Head Guy: Z0MG SP1DAM4N 1S A N00B!!!!!
Peter Parker: Wait…Why the hell am I still working for this guy?