{A/N} I had this really weird idea one day that Hiei would enjoy playing the card game Bullshit. So... Here you go. Sorry if it's bad - I wrote it during class last year and just got around to typing it.
{Disclaimer} I don't own it!
Bullshit
By Souten

"Bullshit," Hiei announced.
"What?!"Kuwabara yelled, standing up and slamming a hand down on the table. Hiei glanced up and glared at him.
"Bull. Shit." Hiei responded, speaking slowly. "Want me to spell it out?"
Yusuke nodded, "I'm with him. Bullshit."
Kuwabara scowled at his friend and sat down heavily. Kurama sighed and looked up.
"Bullshit," He added, looking at the taller human apologetically. Kuwabara gave up and flipped the cards. Yusuke grinned and gathered up the pile.
"Here ya go,"Yusuke told him cheerfully, handing Kuwabara the small deck. He accepted them, pouting.
"Shut it, Uremeshi."
Kurama smiled slightly and set down two cards from his hand, face down.
"An ace and a joker," he informed the other three.
"Bullshit," Kuwabara countered. Kurama flipped the two cards. Kuwabara scowled again and picked them up. "Bullshit."
"Moron," Hiei muttered.