Summary: This is what happens when the Cullens go on a trip...to the Zoo!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
"Hey mommy," Renesmee asked me.
"What is it Nessie?"
"Can we go to the zoo?"
"Why, sure Nessie. As long as we don't bring Emmett along." I chuckled at the memory of Emmett at the zoo.
"Why can't Uncle Emmett come," Renesmee asked, clearly disappointed.
"I think I can answer that one for you," Edward said, entering the room. Renesmee planted herself excitedly on his lap as the rest of the family came in.
"Alright. It all started a year ago when Bella wanted to go to the zoo. Esme and Carlisle were on a vacation, so Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Emmett and I went. As soon as we got there, Jasper and Emmett were fighting over which exhibit to go and see first. Finally, we decided to go and see the Zebras.
Emmett assumed that it was a horse, so he jumped the fence and dragged Bella with him. He sat Bella on one of the Zebras and he hopped on another. The Zebra Bella was riding was very calm and when Bella tried to get off, the Zebra sat down. Emmett's, however, wasn't happy.
The Zebra he was riding was acting like a bull, and Emmett decided to play bull rider. Alice had a vision of security coming, so I jumped the fence and grabbed Emmett and we bolted out of that area.
Next up were the Elephants. As soon as we got there, Emmett ran up to get a better look, only to disappear from sight. Ignoring the missing Emmett, we approached the massive animals. As we were looking, Alice had a vision of an Elephant spraying Bella because of Emmett, but by the time she had it, Bella was drenched.
Jasper dashed to grab Bella a towel while we went to the see the Grizzly Bears. By now, Jasper had returned, and I was trying to hold Emmett down from attacking the Bears while Jasper sent him calming waves. This time, security was nearby and recognized us from the earlier description. We were asked to leave. And that is why Emmett is no longer aloud to go to the zoo."
By now, everybody was laughing except for Emmett who had on a sheepish smile. That is definitely a day that I will never forget, even if I was human at the time.