Welcome to the Everybody Loves Ciel Show!
Alois: NO! We have got to change this show's name or else I'm gonna poke someone's eye out!
Ciel: The show should be called the "Everybody Loves Alois Show" hahaha!
Alois: Yeah, that's what it should be called because we all know it's true! Right Anna?
Anna B-nana: . . .
1. Sleepover and Face Licking
Alois: Due to our overwhelming support of four (yes four!) reviews so far, we are going to go ahead and have that sleepover that was mentioned before
Ciel: What are you wearing?
Alois: Oh Ciel, that sounds like a phone sex question! As you viewers can see I am wearing my vintage Hannah-stolen maid outfit as seen in episode 5 of Kuroshitsuji II
Ciel: No! Not that! I still have nightmares about you wearing that!
Alois: Yes, it's true. I have a hobby for both cross dressing and licking people.
Anna B-nana: And thus, a crazy clothes optional face licking slumber party began!
Alois: Mmm what a nice tasting face!
Felicia: Ahh! (hits Alois with pillow)
Anna B-nana: Yeah . . . she wanted to be a guest
Ciel: (bangs head against nearby wall)
2. Section Two
Alois: Welcome to part two of the Everybody Loves Alois Show!
Ciel: So now what?
Alois: Oh I know! Let's go harass my maid!
Ciel: What? Why would you want to do that?
Alois: Tsk! Someone needs to catch up on their anime . . .
Ciel: (why do I even ask?)
3. Lack of Questions
Alois: This part of the show is dedicated to question answering! After all, so many people love me I should have tons of questions by now!
Anna B-nana: Um . . . we didn't get any questions
Alois: What?
Ciel: It's true. It seems that my skills are more recognized in other shows
Alois: Such as?
Ciel: Oh you know . . . The Ciel and Sebastian Variety Show, Phantomhive Shopping Network, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and also I had a guest spot on Criminal Minds . . . to name a few
Alois: . . . *cough* This has been The Everybody Loves Ciel/Alois Show! See you next time *o*
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
Thanks For Reading!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroshitsuji or any of the other shows I mentioned!