God and The Devil

by Crimsonheart656

What would it be like if two religious beings were Japanese high school students? You'll see if you read this random crossover. Keiji honestly doesn't have any interest in abnormalities, but he will when he meets Haruhi. Too many crossovers to name.

Who am I?

Why am I here?

Why am I the devil?

All of those stated above came from one Japanese teen.

One who simply questions his existence, his attitude, his odd appearance.

Only one young man can wonder of all these things; Keiji Uchiha.

Keiji had just moved to a new school, and was granted the permission of a hat in school, given his condition. Keiji was born as just another cute little baby, other than the fact that his eyes were red, his hair black, and the usual: cat ears and tail. He was constantly moving because of his father's uncertainty of house qualities. Keiji was wondering about his new school, because oddly nobody was staring at him because of his new kid status, except for one young brunette girl.

At lunch, Keiji stood outside by the gates to avoid any cliché moments, and hopefully get time to smoke a beloved cigarette without the staff noticing. Just as he had inhaled his first puff, he was forced to cough because of the painful five star he had just received. "Did you even read the handbook before you came here? Everybody knows that you can't do that on school grounds!" said an unfamiliar voice. Keiji turned around to see the brunette that was staring at him in his first hour class. "Don't you think that was a bit rash? I mean, what if I was a rapist or something?" Replied Keiji, flicking his cigarette away. " You? I doubt that. You look like you cut yourself a lot!" she snapped back. Keiji didn't know where this was going but he carried on with "Yeah, that's real clever". " You don't seem to be like all the other wimpy guys here. I'm Haruhi Suzumiya. Name?"She asked, looking at his apple green eye contacts."Keiji. Keiji Uchiha," he replied. "Okay. Now tell me, what's up with that hat? You have to have something wrong if you're wearing that," Haruhi said, staring at it, looking for some abnormality. It's nothing, I just have bad hair," Keiji replied nervously. Before either of them said anything, Haruhi had slapped the hat right off of his head, revealing his feline ears. Keiji couldn't say anything, but Haruhi certainly could. "OH MY GOSH!" Haruhi squealed. This squeal would be like a bullet for Keiji, because the school bully, a senior named Kazuma, overheard this.

How did I do? I'll try my best not to butcher this one!