Title: The Trojan Letter Project
Rating: So G it ain't even funny
This was written for a project for my English class in HS, and later the concept was modified for a college course in Greek Mythology. May not make sense unless you've read up on the Trojan War, and may be highly insulting to the intelligence of those who take the topic too seriously.
If that hasn't warned you off then continue to the first chapter and meet your narrator, Eris.