Written for the oneshot wars of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry (challenges and assignments)
"Aww, I never knew that you had such a good taste Regulus!" Narcissa cooed. "It's nothing Nar-" "NARCISSA!" someone yelled, and each of the black and Malfoy family member (well there were only two but still…..) could bet that the voice was full of joy, but faking sadness. "I know it's you Andromeda Tonks!" A grinning Andromeda walked in. "Long time no see sis?" Andromeda asked. They hugged each other. Though Andromeda had married a muggle, Narcissa, was always close to her, for some reason.
Narcissa picked up the dress again while Andromeda hurried in the bathroom. The dress had no recognizable color, at least to Narcissa, but nevertheless, she loved it. "I'll go and make coffee. I am seriously craving for it. You want coffee Cissy?" Regulus asked walking to the doorway. Narcissa answered with a distracted "No" while she tried to open the zip and wear it. Andromeda came out. "You know Narcissa, I remember a quote said by Anne Ramsey" Andromeda said, gloomily looking at her dress.
"What quote?" Narcissa asked curiously
"I may not be beautiful from outside, but I am from inside" For some apperent reason. Andromeda started glowing at the last words. Narcissa laughed and walked to take out her coat. It fell down and the two sisters started at it in horror.
"REGULUS ARCTRUCTUS BLACK!" Narcissa screeched.
Regulus, who was drinking coffee at that time, spat it out. Lucius was going to kill him for that. But right now, Narcissa was going to kill him now.
Dreading what was going to await him upstairs, he walked up, and with a deep breath opened the door. A disheveled Narcissa stood there, angrily waving the mint colored coat.
"REGULUS BLACK I DON'T HAVE A COAT MATCHING TO THIS AND YOU BRING A MINT COLORED COAT WHICH CLASHES HORRIBLY WITH IT!" Narcissa screeched, practically screeched like an angry eagle. Though Narcissa was always very calm, she could turn into an angry bull when it came to fashion.
Regulus gulped. He was surely going to die. Suddenly, Narcissa threw a hex at him and Andromeda and Regulus watched in horror as his hair turned to a very bright pink color.
"MERLIN! MY HAIR! Regulus screamed. Narcissa shot spells at him while Regulus dodged them. AT the end, Regulus had a black eye, pink hair, green skin color, white eyes (it gave me a heart attack!) red nails and last but not the least, 60 bruises on his whole body when Narcissa had switched on to physical fighting. And when Lucius walked in, he got himself rewarded with blue hair and red skin nt to forget green nails and yellow eyes
Hope you liked it! It was my first (though there was no humor in it) and probably the last as I am extremely dreadful at jokes and humor. Thank you all! :) Review?