Ephraim was sobbing into lyons beautiful pink tutu skirt he was so sad. Why. why did lyon sacrifice himself to defeat walpufprgisttnaufhct instead of letting Ephaim gigtht? no matter what he did lyon woudl jsut keep fighting like a fucking sorry piece of shit and then hed die like an asshole. wait am i writing the plot to fe8. no im not ok this is madokas.
'ephraim chan stop youre staining the lace plese' lyon cried as he patted ephraims baby head. 'and take of ft hose glasses you look silly alright." it only made ephraim cry harder. i picked these out to impess you god damn it he thought. then lyon stopped breahting. no dramatic last words like int he movees because fucK you it doestn happen that way. well the glasses thing was dramatic enoughf ro ephraim because he threw the pink sparkliy glasses to the ground and stomped on them like he was in the navy.
"I swer. I WILL AVENG YOU" ephraim scramed except he didnt mean to scream he accdietntally hit caps lock whe he tried to hit the a key. but he screamed loudly anyway because it felt like thr right thing to do. then his shield started doing the timyey thing and it was spinning and the room is spinning and im spinning and ephraim walked through the time reversal whatever like a badass wtih his hair blOWING even though theres probably no wind in time travle BUT ITS EPHRAIM AND IT LOOKED COOL ANYWAY.
the first day ephraim ever visited the grado castle lyon staread at him with hearts in his eyes and im rptty sure that its canon that lyon had literal heart eyes when he first met ephraim bc he is gay an so is pehraim. ephraim tried to look all cooll and aloof even though lyon was really the cool one except not really theyre both fucking nerds but lyon is cooler in compasrion. ephraim felt his heart flutter out fo his chest and then they made out in a broom closet indstead of saving the world so they could both die and eirika was left to clean up the fucking mess like alwaysl.