Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace – Naruto Edition
Disclaimer: I love Star Wars and I love Naruto so now I am combing the two. Most characters will be from Naruto. Only a alien characters will remain the same as star wars. Also I own neither otherwise I would be a very rich man. Also one character will be added but not in this story. It won't be until Episode 4. Enjoy. I likely won't do Rogue One, not because I dislike it or anything, I think it's rather good, I just think sticking to episodes one through six is better. 7 is an unholy mistake that we will ignore.
Qui-gon Jinn – Tobirama Senju
Obi-Wan – Jiraiya
Anakin/Darth Vader – Minato Namikaze
Padme Amidala – Kushina
Mace Windu – A (raikage)
Sheev Palpatine – Madara Uchiha
Count Dooku – Hashirama
Jango/Boba Fett/clones – Orochimaru
Bail Organa – Iruka
Luke Skywalker – Naruto
Leia Skywalker – Sakura
Han Solo – Kiba
New Character for purposes of story – Sasuke Former Grand Moff of Corellia before fleeing the empire and becoming a commander in the Rebel Alliance
Mon Mothma – Tsunade
Darth Maul – Itachi Uchiha
Chapter 1: Beginnings
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...
Chapter 1: The Blockade
A red ship flies towards the planet Naboo to meet with the leaders of the Trade Federation aboard their ship. On this ship are two Jedi, guardians of peace throughout the Galaxy. The two were sent on this mission by the supreme chancellor of the Galactic Senate. The two Jedi were escorted by a droid to the conference room. They were served drinks.
"I've got a bad feeling about this." Says Jiraiya Kenobi the Padawan of his Master, Tobirama Jinn.
"I don't sense anything." Tobirama replies.
"It's not about the mission Master, it's something elsewhere . . . elusive."
"Don't center on your anxieties, Jiraiya. Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs."
"But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future..."
" ... but not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force, my young Padawan."
" Yes, Master." Jiraiya says.
The two sit down at the conference table and wait for the trade federation Viceroy, Nute Gunray. "How do you think the Viceroy will deal with the Chancellor's demands?" Jiraiya asks.
Tobirama takes a drink from his cup that the service droid gave him. "These federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short."
Meanwhile the droid went to its masters on the bridge. "What? What did you say?" Viceroy Gunray demands.
"The ambassadors are Jedi Knights I believe." The droid responds.
Dofine the most cowardly of the Neimoidians gasps. "I knew it! They are here to force a settlement."
"Distract them. I will contact Lord Sidious." Gunray says.
"Are you brain dead? I will not go in there with two jedi. Send the droid." Dofine says cowardly.
The droid is sent to distract the jedi while Nute Gunray contacts Darth Sidious. The droid refills their drinks as Jiraiya and Tobirama discuss why the Viceroy is taking so long. It seemed odd to Tobirama as the fear he sensed over something so trivial as a trade dispute was strong.
"Yes Viceroy, what is it?" Darth Sidious asks.
"This scheme of yours has failed. We dare not go against the Jedi." Dofine babbles out.
"Viceroy remove this stunted slime from sight and never show him to me again! This turn of events is unfortunate. Begin landing your troops." Darth Sidious says.
"My Lord . . . is that legal?" Gunray asks. "I will make it legal!" Sidious says.
"And the Jedi?"
"The Chancellor should never have brought them into this, kill them immediately!" The transmission ends.
The Neimoidians immediately order their onboard cannons to blow up the ship the Jedi arrived in. Tobirama and Jiraiya sensed the explosion of the ship and pulled out their light sabers. The droid dropped its tray and gas began to pour into the conference room.
The two Jedi hold their breaths as droid soldiers march to the conference room doors. The Viceroy commands them to destroy what's left of the Jedi. The doors open and the Jedi run out. The droids begin firing at the two and they deflect the blasts back into the machines. Jiraiya cuts down droid after droid.
The two Jedi make their way to the bridge. The door is locked. Tobirama shoves his light saber through the door and begins to cut a hole. Jiraiya keeps droids away. "Close the blast doors!" is heard through the door. Nute Gunray yells.
The extra doors close but that doesn't stop the determination of Tobirama. He pulls his saber out and shoves it back in one more time through the center of the door. "This is impossible!" Nute Gunray laments as pieces of the door fall apart.
Metal clanging can be heard as droids roll up from the other end of the hallway. "Master, Destroyers!" Jiraiya yells. The destroyer droids unrolled, shielded up and began firing on the two Jedi. Tobirama and Jiraiya ran away immediately to find cover.
The two Jedi sneak around and make their way to the main hold. It's clear to them both this is an invasion army. They know they have only one option now. Get to Naboo on one of the droid ships and get to the Queen. "You were right about thing master. The negotiations were short." Jiraiya jokes.
The invasion army flies to Naboo with two Jedi passengers. The Queen of Naboo was not aware of the army yet and had contacted the Viceroy. "Again you come before me, Your highness." The Viceroy says.
"You will not be pleased when you hear what I have to say, Viceroy ... Your trade boycott of our planet has ended."
"I was not aware of such a failure." Gunray smirkingly says.
"I'm aware the Chancellor's Ambassadors are with you now, and that you have been commanded to reach a settlement."
"I know nothing of any Ambassadors ... you must be mistaken."
Kushina Amidala stares sternly at the Viceroy as not to reveal her shock. "Beware, Viceroy...the Federation has gone too far this time."
"We would never do anything without the approval of the Senate. You assume too much."
"We will see." Kushina says before the screen turns off.
"She suspects an attack, we must hurry. Command the droids to begin their takeover of the city." Nute Gunray commands.
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Chapter 1. Short but you know this is the literal beginning of the movie soooo have to stop here.