A/N: Been wanting to do this for a while. It's implied AkabanexClayman. It's not very obvious though. I'm trying okay?! ARGH! I JUST REALISED I'M STUCK ON A GET BACKERS FICTION RUT!

Living Arrangements

'Well-kept man!'

'Car-sleeping baby!'

'Stop it, you too!'

'Ban-chan! Shido-kun! Yamete!'

'Guys cut it out!'

Of course everyone was too caught up in the argument, taking part or stopping it, that they failed to notice the welcome bell jingling.

'Yare, yare.' All shouts and arguments stopped abruptly. 'You all are so energetic in the morning. What's going on?'

Lady Poison sighs, Ban glares, Ginji turns tare and everyone else remains silent.

'Jackal…'

The glare quickly turns to amusement for the Jagan-wielder.

'Well, Jackal, if you must know, we were discussing where we live…' Ban smirked. 'Why don't you tell us where you live? If you even have a house that is…'

'Now, now Ban-chan…' Ginji, as usual, was positively frightened, possibly because he had always been intimidated by Akabane. He certainly didn't want his best friend getting slashed by this, this…deranged psycho. Ginji shuddered. At least as well as he could in tare form.

Akabane merely smiled a sadistic smile.

'You all wish to know?'

Surprisingly, everyone nodded, no matter how intimidated they were of this transporter. Even Himiko was curious.

'Well, currently, Clayman-san is being very generous by providing me with a room in her lovely house, and as I do recall, she is a very nice hostess, providing me with my meals everyday…'

Ginji tried not to scream, and passed out of terror.

Ban's eye twitched.

Himiko just sat there, gaping.

Everyone else was silent.

Then,

'You're kidding, right?'

The End

A/N: I wrote a longer version of this, then I cut it down, realizing that I wanted to keep it short, simple, hilarious and a drabble. Flame, please. I'm getting this sudden feeling of accomplishment and I want to get rid of it…

I just updated, and I realized, this ain't all that funny, so screw me for writing a suckish drabble. I can't help it okay? Oh and it's up to you who the dialogue belongs to…Oh and Natsumi and Paul are in the story too, I just didn't have a chance to acknowledge them.