Lockhart and the demented Harry potter.
Lockhart sat down to an empty sack of fan mail and sighed (with pain). Harry potter after killing Voldemort was the most popular guy in the world and had won best smile award 2 times. Now Lockhart found this unforgivable and hated Harry for it and so he decided to kill Harry potter that night with no failure. He packed a bag and wrote a will that gave everything to his biggest fan Hermione Granger. He then took his wand and made his way to Hogwarts to ask Harry to step out side a minute so that they could chat. "Now Harry I know that you know that I know that you know what you doing that will kill me that will then wreck my life and kill my fandom and put you in jail so I will not fail" then Lockhart took a huge breathe and went on. " Harry You can't go around stealing other peoples fame on witch they truly and deeply deserve". So that is why I shall no kill you. Lockhart turned around bent down and farted. Harry fell to the ground gasping for air. Lockhart laughed than tripped over his beard and fell to the ground *DAMIT* he shouted. Then he felt a sudden urge to FART??????????????
The whole school ran forward to see what ha happened to the most loved Harry potter. They saw Lockhart and new he had killed hay they ran after him so that they could kill him but the Lockhart turned and farted the whole school fell to the ground and died. ??????????????
So Lockhart had become a voldemort and had killed a school! So he ran to Voldemort so ask for help and voldemort was crying oh wo oh wo wo wo boo hoo boo hoo my beloved Harry potter dead oh my gashes and I loved him so because I was his father. Lockhart came forward and asked if voldie would save him voldie yelled at him and told him to go to his room without dinner????????????
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