Disclaimer: despite my wishes I do not own Twilight. By the way the question was "what car do you drive?"

Alice: well me being Alice I can see me in obviously my awesome Porsche 911 turbo, Edwards Austin Martin v12 vanquish

Edward: hey that's my car,

Alice: not in the future it aint n u can't change it so get ova it ;P I also see me in Bella's Ferrari f430 spider

Edward: u can't take Bella's too

Bella: oh Edward get ova it i don't really need a fast car i can just take the Volvo u have it Alice,

Alice: YAY told u so Edward

Jacob: NOOOOO BELLA U CAN'T GIVE AWAY UR FURARI!!!!!

Bella: sorry Jacob I am

Jacob: if any body *sob* wants me *sob* I'll be in the garage *sob* SAYING GOOD BYE.

Alice: weirdo: I also see me with Jaspers Ducati.

Jasper: but Alice I just got that.

Alice: AWWW well now it's mine.

Jasper: *pulls puppy face pout*

Alice: aww jasper don't do that to me :( it doesn't work T-T,

Jasper: dammitt.

Alice: so anyway in short I see me with my Porsche, Edwards Austin Martin v12 Vanquish, Bella's Ferrari and Jaspers Ducati XP

Edward: hey Alice

Alice: U CAN'T HAVE MY DAMN CAR

Edward: so you're not going to just go "April fools"

Alice: its April fools?

Edward: yea

Alice: so when Rosalie burned my wardrobe...
Edward: she took the clothing out first yea

Alice: oops

Edward: u burned her wardrobe. Clothes n all

Alice: Yep

Rosalie: ALICE COME HERE U LITTLE FREAKING VAMPIRE!!!!!!!

Alice: think she's mad

Edward: Maybe

Alice: Run?

Edward: Like the freaking wind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rosalie: COME BACK HERE ALICE!!!!!!! OH YOUR IN SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE U LITTLE FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett: should we help

Jasper: nope

Emmett: but it's your like soul mate in trouble

Jasper: yea but look at Rosalie I say the word clothing or wardrobe or burn in the next month I'll be burnt myself.

Emmett: but it's Alice... in trouble

Jasper: hey u didn't want to protect Rosalie when she burned Alice's so.

Emmett: do u think we should tell them we took the clothes out and burned them in a pile.

Rosalie: WHAT?!!! IT WAS U!!!!!!!!

Emmett: we should run

Jasper: EMMETT MADE ME DO IT!!!!!

Emmett: WHAT

Rosalie: OH EMMETT U ARE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE.
Carslise: ahh kids these days

Esme: just wait till they find out it was all the old clothes from about a century ago and all the stuff they wear now is...

Rosalie: if i can't have my clothes no-one can

Esme: in our wardrobe that rose just burnt

Alice: shopping spree?

Carlise: yes

Rosalie & Alice: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!