Didn't want you guys to miss me too much so here's another story! :D This one is all about how everything got started with this little universe of mine. ^_^; Amazingly enough you don't have to read Traces of Innocence to understand this! I would appreciate if you did though, anyway let's get on with it. I'm going to edit a bit how Edward and Roy confess to eachother.

Warnings- Yaoi, hermaphrodite!Edward (both genders), sex, language, and maybe a bit of violence, and of course mPreg.

Disclaimer-Fullmetal Alchemist is not mine, nor am I affiliated with it in any way. This is fanfiction after all. ^_^;

Pain. That was the only thing Edward could remember as he opened his eyes only to see a hospital was he? Why? He didn't understand. Where was Alfons? A doctor walked in and Edward tried to speak but it came out slurred and unrecognizable. The doctor chuckled at his attempt, "it's good to see you awake, we've given you a lot of pain medication. Do you remember your name at all? We couldn't find you in our files," he asked.

Edward moaned quietly before nodding, "Edward...Edward Elric," he managed to choke out. The doctor gave him a funny look.

"I'm sorry but Edward Elric has been deceased for two years," he said quietly. Edward growled quietly in his throat.

"Where the fuck am I? What country is this?" Edward spat.

"Amestris," the doctor replied. Edward stared at the doctor dumbfounded. What about Germany? What happened to Alfons? Didn't Hughes say something about the Nazis and then...I can't remember. He thought to himself.

"Call Roy Mustang now!" Edward demanded. The doctor nodded and left the room. Edward crossed his arms and huffed.

He had a lot of explaining to do.

..oO.o

Who the fuck was calling his house this late? Roy wanted to know what special kind of asshole has the audacity to call Gen. Roy Mustang at one o' clock in the damn morning. He angrily grabbed the telephone and groggily answered, "hello?"

"General sir, there's a boy here saying that he's Edward Elric and he's requesting you," a shaky voice replied. Mustang froze for a moment.

"I'll be right there," he said, slamming the phone back on the receiver, jumping up and throwing clothes.

..o

Mustang walked up to the nurse at the front desk of the hospital. She glanced at him and smiled with a blush on her cheeks.

"I'm looking for Edward Elric's room?" He said looking at her with no emotion. She nodded and began writing on a small piece of paper, pushing her cleavage out in an attempt to grab Mustang's attention. He ignored it, there were more important things right now than a nice set of breasts.

She slipped him the paper and winked. Mustang grabbed the paper and continued walking and glanced at the paper. Edward's room number and what he guessed was her phone number. He locked the room number in his mind and crumpled the paper and threw it to the ground. Not caring if she saw of not.

Mustang walked through the hospital halls ignoring the stares he received. He entered the hospital and stared at Edward. His whole body shaking, the urge to swoop the boy up and never let him go increasing.

"Yo, Colonel Bastard!" Edward yelled. Mustang growled and stomped over to Edward, "Where the fuck have you been Fullmetal?" Mustang scolded. Edward laughed and pointed to the chair next to his bed.

Edward stopped laughing and sighed, "I guess I should explain," he gave Mustang a goofy smile. Mustang nodded giving a fake smile to hide his rage. Edward raised an eyebrow at Mustang, "Geez, lighten up Colonel Bastard!"

"General," Mustang corrected. Edward nodded and gave a quiet 'ah'.

"Anyway," Edward began, "when I tried to bring Alphonse back for a second time I guess I landed in another universe." Mustang gave him a confused look but believed him.

"You won't believe whose there, I mean it has different countries and everything but everyone we know here is there! But they don't have the same personalities or memories," Edward looked deeply into Mustang's eye, when did he get an eye patch? He's ask later, "I saw Maes," he said tears shimmering lightly in his golden eyes. "I saw Maes, Mustang, he was real and flesh and alive." Edward rubbed at his eyes. Mustang thought of Maes Hughes and got a warm loving feeling in his chest. The man had always been there for Mustang.

Edward pulled himself together and continued, "Alphonse was there too, but he had tuberculosis, he fell in love with me and I just...couldn't. It would be too weird. Plus I didn't like him like that. He tried to force himself on me once but I got him off me," Edward paused for a moment,

"there was another guy, that I'd never seen before. He was crazy, he wanted to start this huge war and he blamed all of the country's problems on one little religious group. I think his name was Adolf. I can't remember, but the clown sprayed me in the face with some chemical."

Mustang 'tch'-ed.

Edward chucked at him, "Anyway, I even bumped into someone that looked like you!" And I totally tried to seduce him. He left that part out of course. "I don't know what happened, last night I was walking home to Alfons' and I's apartment and then I woke up in here," Edward said with a sheepish smile.

Mustang sighed with relief, "That's all I needed to know," he said quietly. "Do you have anywhere to stay?" he asked looking into Edward's golden orbs, quickly looking away feeling his face heat.

"Nah, I figured I'd just crash on your couch," Edward said his arms behind his head. Mustang sighed in defeat.

"Alright let's go home then."

..oO.o

Kitty- So whatcha think huh?

Edward- When do I get to ride the Mustang, huh?

Roy- what?

Edward and Kitty- Nothing! ^_^;

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