It was a bright summer day in the college. Students were milling about on the grounds, chatting, having a generally good time. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and two students from wildly different backgrounds approached each other.

Those unfortunate souls were swagmaster15384 and JulianaBAE932.

One had his illustrious, shaggy brown hair that reached his neck. The other had bright pink hair that was tied up in a ponytail. Their visages were affixed with permanent, frozen smiles, and cold, dead eyes. And yet... there was a certain amount of attraction between the two. A certain amount of lust. Of love. Of caring for the other.

Swagmaster15384 approached cautiously. The tall bell tower rang, signalling the hour. 2 PM. Now was his moment. His one chance to make everything perfect... to win her heart.

He held a Bloxy Cola in his hand, purchased after several days of tix-scrounging. Swagmaster15384 discarded it... he must show himself, and himself only. Around him, everything stood still. The other students meant nothing to him anymore. It was just him, and the pink-haired girl, who seemed to finally have noticed him.

His heart stopped. Could this be the moment? He plucked up whatever courage he had... and spoke.

"hi"

"hello"

"wanna b my g/f"

"ok"

The deal was set in stone. Swagmaster15384 couldn't believe it. He'd actually won the heart of JulianaBAE932. He was flying... flying on a cloud. This was the beginning of a new era for him. From this day on, he would no longer be a noob. No longer would he be the wearer of 10 tix hats. He was swagmaster15384, and he was hers to keep.

Their romance was brief. They went to the movies, and resolved not to speak, but to let only their body language tell the other how one was feeling.

"kissses"

"bbaby do u wanna go to apartment"

"ok"

It was finally happening. As swagmaster15384 led JulianaBAE932 to his apartment, a full moon rose over the campus, but that did nothing to stop the partying that still occurred out in the courtyard. A few dozen Robloxians were out, cursing, flirting, and trolling, but this meant nothing to swagmaster15384, for he had JulianaBAE932 all to himself now. He led her up the elevators. "this way", he encouraged. Within moments, they stood outside the entrance to his penthouse.

"wow"

"ya"

The view was incredible. Not only was swagmaster15384's apartment massive, but the window had a terrific view to all the campus. College Life. It all seemed so insignificant, compared to the romance that was occurring between the two new lovers.

"lays you on bed"

"ohh"

"takes cloetbhs off"

"mmm ya"

The couple, now standing on top of the bed in a fixed position, elected to stand as close to each other as possible to heighten the romance as much as possible. And then... the unthinkable happened. JulianaBAE932 spoke.

"im sorey but i canot b with u anymorre"

"waht"

"i love a diferrent guy"

Swagmaster15384 could hardly believe what he was hearing. Was... JulianaBAE932 cheating on him? And before he knew it, she was walking out of the room.

"WAit"

"what"

"why did u leavve me"

"idk"

And that was all swagmaster15384 ever heard from JulianaBAE932 ever again. Their love, what seemed so tangible and utterly real just ten minutes ago, was all a fallacy. And so, the tragedy of swagmaster15384 and JulianaBAE932 ends as a lesson to all those who may follow in their wake, misguided by the illusion of love, only to be cut off in the end... and denied the sweet, sweet embrace of a lover's arms.