Needz: This is just funny stuff with orchimaru and sasuke. I'll try to make it funny at least

SASUKE: Emo...why am I saying emo...emo...CURSE THE POWER OF NEEDZ

Needz: um you need help

Sasuke: emo...no i DONT...emo...emo. *walks off saying emo* emo…emo...emo

Needz: OROCHIMARU HE ESCAPED

orochi: NO MY BELOVED SASUKE*runs of to sasuke* well that happened...any way review and enjoy

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"Hi I'm sasuke I like tomatoes and My dead mommy

I dislike my brother and fangirls.. *que the Sakura crying*..and I need power,HN" Said emo lord

Hi I'm orochi but people call me Oreo...I like snakes and sasuke-kun and anko-Chan. I dislike frogs and slugs . I also dislike the akatskui. And I LOVE POCKY. And powerful bloodlines.

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This is just the entro to the story and Idk Oreos likes and dislikes...REVEIW IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR NOT