Title: Carol of the Snark
Rated: G
Characters: Kurt, mentions of Rachel and members of New Directions
Setting: Christmas Season 3
Warnings: Blasphemy, thy name is Kurt Hummel
Summary: Kurt's inner thoughts singing a Christmas tune. *insert heavy sarcasm*
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee. If I did, Kurt would have done this very thing, while Blaine smiled on. =D
Lyrics
Kurt's thoughts
Kurt stood with the rest of New Directions in the main courtyard in the Mall. Trying to make up for refusing to wear that hideous holiday themed sweater that Rachel tried to force on him, he smiled as merrily as he could in his stylish Marc Jacobs scarlet cardigan, trying his very best to keep his sarcastic thoughts to himself, locked away in his mind.
Away in a manger, no crib for His bed
Oh yes, let's put our newborn baby in the animals feeding troff, I'm sure they won't confuse him with the leftovers from their Master's table
The little Lord Jesus laid down His sweet head
Oh, and the son of God to boot! It's not blasphemous AT ALL to display him like an all-you-can-eat bar to barnyard animals
The stars in the bright sky looked down where He lay
Probably wondering just how stupid God's babyMomma and her husband were
The little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay
It's not like they could have, oh I don't know, found the poor kid a blanket, or maybe Joseph's coat? But no, hay, because Horses won't mistakenly eat the baby.
Happy Holidays, whichever ones you celebrate! =D