"Swiftpaw no!" Snowkit yelled, running after Swiftpaw, who wanted to kill Brightheart so she could be with him in Starclan. "No 's Pet, I'm spawning 500 dogs to make Brightheart suffer the same fate I did!" Swiftpaw had a way of teasing Snowkit about his death. "But you'll destroy all the clans!" "Honey Badger don't care!" Swiftpaw said, walking to a "Spawn 500 dogs" lever. "But you're not a badger" Snowkit replied. Swiftpaw ignored him and pulled the lever. "You're crazy!" Snowkit cried. Swiftpaw smirked a toothy grin of evilness.
Meanwhile in Thunderclan it was crazy. Dogs were raining out of the sky, barking and snarling. Of course Brightheart was already killed, so was the objective complete? NOPE! Cats were running and crying as dogs killed more and more. Bramblestar escaped the deadly encounter with one life left. He ran to the gathering place were all the other leaders were.
Onestar was comforting a crying Mistystar, crying about how her clan was destroyed, while Rowanstar was just sitting there, they all had one life also. Then the dogs started climbing up the tree separating the island and the mainland. The leaders fled up the trees but the dogs started climbing up the tree however. "Who did this?!" Rowanstar yowled. Snowkit appeared to them as a spirit "Swiftpaw did. He spawned 500 dogs". "Dang you Swiftpaw you doomed us all!" Bramblestar yowled.
That was it. No one else got a line in this story because at that exact moment the wave of dogs came crashing down on the leaders killing them in the most humiliating way possible. In a wave of dogs.
Soon the whole forest was covered in dogs, leaving no other animal in the forest alive. This got the attention of twolegs, and they were all hunted to extinction. The end.
Yes this happened. I hope you enjoyed this crack fic as much as I did making it!