Dante was in his shop with Lady and Trish, Plus Nero had come down to visit his place.
"Not to shabby of a joint you got here," Nero said looking at the place
Just then the four of then heard what sounded like a stampede of antelopes outside
"What the?" Trish said looking out of one of the widows to the shop. Only to see tons and tons of young women outside.
"What on earth?" Lady said looking outside to
"Is it demons?" Nero said
"No, they lok like just a bunch of young women," Lady said
"Maybe they're possessed," Trish said
"They're not possessed," Dante said walking to the windows. As he did all the girls started to cheer and scream "They're fangirls,"
"Fangirls!" Nero said
"Ya crazy women who find me incredibly hott and drool over my awesomeness," Dante said
"Well how come I don't have any," Nero said
Just then some of the girls started to cheer "Nero! Nero!"
"Are going to have to go out there and fight them all to the death?" Lady said
"Fangirls are already dead inside anyway, it won't be like we're doing anything evil," Trish said
"No I got a less violent idea," Dante said as he went to his closet
"What are you getting?" Nero asked
Inside Dantes closet was the new, black haired, emo, teen Dante from DMC: Reboot
"Dude how can be so cruel, to yourself?" New Dante said
"I finally found something you're good for," Original Dante said As he opened the frondoor of his shop, and threw new Dante outside
Just the look of this new Dante was enough to get rid off any fangirl. And they all exploded from the sight of this New, way less hott Dante.
"Wow, I didn't think that would happen," Original Dante said
"Hey how can you have a younger version of yourself living here anyway?" Nero asked confused
"This is a fanfic kid, anything can happen," Dante said
Just then Vergil appeared out of nowhere and began to dance
"See?" Dante said
The End