It was Christmas time in Konoha. The snow was falling, covering everything making it a winter wonderland. Kids, and some older people were in the snow making snow angels. People making snowmen, everyone was happy. So happy that kids were waiting to see the fake ass Santa clause.

Sakura, Hinata, and Ino were waiting for " Santa" at the mall. Sakura and Ino were happy and cheering as Hinata was twiddling with her fingers, not knowing what to do. When Santa came out, everyone was so happy. Except about three people. The were sitting in at a table.

Naruto was eating ramen and Sasuke was drinking some kind of drink. Gaara was just staring at the jolly fat man. Naruto was wearing sunglasses with a orange knit hat on his head. He was wearing a orange jacket and pants that were blue. Sasuke was wearing a blue knit hat and sunglasses. Vest was blue and pants were a light blue. Gaara was wearing a red knit hat with his face out. His vest was green and his pants were black. They all got up.

" That fat bastard is going down!" Naruto shouted. He drank the juice of the ramen and crushed the cup in his hand.

" Like you need to say it." Sasuke rolled his eyes. But he agreed with Naruto completely. That jolly man was going down!

" What do you think Gaara?" Naruto asked and turned to look at Gaara. He was gone. Arrows were above where Gaara was suppose to be standing. " Gaara?" He asked and looked around. He also noticed a chair was missing. Dots formed above Naruto's and Sasuke's head as they put two and two together.

" Oh shit! Gaara gone rogue!" Sasuke shouted.

" Quick! He must be with Santa! Like hell he's getting the first hit!" Naruto and Sasuke ran to where the dozens of people were. Lets just hope to kami that they make it there in time.

Santa was still waving at the fan's. He never saw the chair , that was flying through the sky, coming. It hit him upside the head. " Ah!" He screamed in pain and fell to the ground. The crowd gasped but no one moved to help him.

Gaara ran towards Santa and kicked him in his gut. " YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!" He shouted and continued to beat the shit out of Santa. " YOUR ASS IS MINE YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!"

" AH! WHO ARE YOU?! AH! SOMEONE HELP!" Naruto and Sasuke made it through the crowd, following the sounds of Santa's screams made it somewhat easy to find Santa, only to see Gaara beating up Santa with his bare hand's. Punching him as he straddled the man. He kept punching and Santa kept screaming for help. That was when Naruto stepped in. " DUDE, DUDE, DUDE! CHILL!" He shouted and pulled the crazed sand boy off of Santa.

" You know better." Naruto said and held Gaara in place. Gaara looked down. He kept struggling but Naruto held him still. " You know that the strongest one always goes first!" With that Naruto kicked Santa in the balls.

" Oooo that had to hurt!" Ino said as she winced.

" Idiot! Your suppose to use a golf club! Do I have to do everything?" Sasuke asked as he brought out a golf club.

" No man please! No-ah!" Santa cried when Sasuke brought the club down on Santa. They all took turns beating the shit out of Santa. Until a mall cop came.

" Aw fuck! it's the popo!" Sasuke shouted.

" Let's bail!" Naruto shouted and started to flip over the crowds of people.

" Come on! We can take him!" Gaara shouted. That is, until about 6 other mall cops came. Normally, he could kill them easily but seeing as his team left him, he didn't want to just stand there and fight alone. That would be lame. " Aw man." He groaned and threw the chair he threw at Santa at the cops. He than ran like a bat out of hell. Santa stood up only to be knocked down by the cops.

" Really?! Nobody has my back?! Nobody has Santa's back?!" He screamed at the crowd. They stood there in quiet. What did he want them to do? What could they do?!

" That's fucked up man!" He shouted and started to limp away. " You guys are fucked up!" He shouted in a kids face. " Un fucking believe! You guys can go straight to hell!"

The next day

" You had to see it! Santa got his ass handed to him by these three mystery guys!" Sakura said to Naruto, Sasuke and Gaara.

"Heh, is that right?" Naruto asked nervously.

They were sitting out side in the snow, eating while Gaara wrote a letter to someone and the Sakura came and started to talk about what happened yesterday. They knew what happened but decided to play dumb. Who knows how loud Sakura will yell once she found out it was them.

" Yeah! Santa was pissed after wards. Cursing everyone out. I don't blame him. We did just watch him." She said sheepishly. She would of loved to help but it was pretty entertaining.

" He deserved it. Ignoring kids like me. Where was Santa when my goddamn uncle tried to kill me?! That bastard can rot in a fiery hell!, may he rest in peace, and where was Santa?! Not there when I wished him back so I could have someone who cares! AND WHERE WAS SANTA WHEN I ASKED FOR A FRIEND AND ALL I GOT WAS SOME BITCH SLAMING A DOOR IN MY FACE! WHERE THE FUCK WAS SANTA THEN?!" Gaara screamed on the top of his lungs. They team stared at him as they were frozen in a flinching position. They're eyes were dots and Gaara looked at them. " I mean, uh…..oh no. someone hurt the loveable jolly fat guy. Who could of hurt him?" He said with the most pathetic acting skills.

"…..uh huh so Santa isn't dead?" Sasuke asked.

"….Yeah…Gaara I think you need help." Sakura said in the nicest way possible.

" No I don't. I'm as happy as a fucking clown near Christmas time. See? Look at me smile." Gaara tried to smile but his face actually cracked. " Just shut up stupid girl."

" He said he's coming back to the mall tomorrow." Sakura said, ignoring the pissed off red head. Seeing them just stare at her, made her feel weird and she left. More like ran out of there but who cares?

" He's coming back." Naruto said with a straight face.

" His ass is going to hang on my wall." Sasuke said.

" Gaara, who are you writing to?" Naruto asked, filled with curiosity.

" Santa."

" ….How's its coming?"

" Listen to it. Dear Santa, You're a whiny little bitch. You left me out of Christmas along with two others while everyone else got presents. I hear your getting extra security. Bitch move Santa but it wont stop me. Your ass is gonna be mine by Christmas. If you don't want to die, you better pay what you owe or you'll regret it. What we want is Ramen, A chance to kill Itachi and a true friend that wont stab me in the back. Sincurly yours, the Santa ass kickers.

" You spelled sincerely wrong." Sasuke Pointed out.

" Shut the fuck up and tell me what you think." Gaara snapped.

The blond looked at the raven head. They looked at each other. Gaara was taking this shit seriously. There was only one thing to say. " I think its kick ass." Naruto said.

" Yup. Santa wont know what hit him." Sasuke said.

" Lets roll Santa ass kickers." Gaara said.

" Oh! Lets be called the SAK!" Naruto shouted with a smile.

" ?" Gaara and Sasuke looked at him with a question mark. Why in the world does he want to be called that? He must be stupider than they give him credit for.

" Its shorter and cooler." He said simply.

"…..okay….lets roll SAK."

Its a three shot! By the way, sorry if Gaara and everyone sounds oc. I havent actually watched Gaara in Naruto yet so i dont have much of a clue what he talkes/ sounds like. Help me out and tell me what you think. :) And how they actually talk please.