Spencer and Freddie's mom. Accidental live webcast. Carly's ruined. Freddie settles score. This is a very R-rated (and X-rated) Horror-Comedy alternate ending to the beloved iCarly series finale, iGoodbye. Rated M for extremely coarse language, extremely graphic violence and explicit sexuality. This story is strictly for readers over the age of 18. This will be bizarre.
iCarly does not belong to me. It belongs 2 dat creep Dan Schneider.
(Chapter 1)
In the school hallways, by Carly Shay's locker.
SAM PUCKETT: "Hey Carly!"
CARLY SHAY: "Hey Sam. What's up?"
SAM: "Does your butt itch?"
CARLY: "What? No!... (suddenly curious) maybe, why?"
(laugh track)
SAM: "Look what I made in shop class."
From her knapsack, Sam pulls out a wodden board with a bunch of nails sticking out through them. Sam sticks the wooden board on the door of Carly's locker.
SAM: "It's a butt scratcher! Take your pants off."
CARLY: "What? No!...(suddenly curious) maybe, why?"
(laugh track)
Sam begins to rub Carly's body up against the butt scratcher mounted on the locker door.
CARLY (gradually relaxing): "Oh. Ohhh. Oh that's nice."
FREDDIE BENSON (walking into the scene): "A butt scratcher? She already made me try it."
Freddie turns around to show the seat of his pants ripped open, and his bare buttocks full of red, infected welts and scratches. (Viewers who look carefully will also spot a small tattoo on his butt that reads "Sam.")
(laugh track)
Freddie's cellphone rings. He awkwardly pulls out a huge tablet-sized cellphone out of his pocket.
Gibby walks by, pointing and laughing at Freddie's large mobile phone.
GIBBY: "Pfffhaa! A Samsun Gemini Max Pad? Look at this loser!"
Carly and Sam laugh out loud as Gibby and the girls walk off the scene, and Freddie is left standing there like an asshole.
(laugh track)
("In 5, 4, 3, 2..." "iGoodbye (Alternate Horror Ending")