Two former teenage heroines take a break from saving the world to have coffee, and to talk about their lives, and poke a little gentle fun at the Buffyverse. Eventually, a friend pops in to offer some unsolicited help.

Rated T for a little bit of salty language and mentions of *gasp* sex. Implied Kigo.

It occurred to me that there are very few Kim Possible/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossovers. Something needed to be done about that, so I did this.

Why yes, Kim and Buffy *are* acting a little OOC, aren't they? On the other hand, they're acting kinda like real people might.

Takes place between BtVS Season 6 and 7, and post-series for KP. Spoilers for pretty much everything.

Finding something in common

"So, you fight vampires and demons and stuff?", Kim asked, sipping her mocha. They were sitting in the Espresso Pump, having a conversation about how weird their lives were.

"Yup, the Slayer, that's me. The one girl in all the world who can fight the forces of darkness and blah blah blah. Called when I was in high school, had to burn down the school gym to stop a vampire attack, been living on a Hellmouth, doing the slayage and stopping apocalypses ever since. Nice life for a teenager, huh?", her new friend said, a little bitterly.

"I've been saving the world since I was in high school, too.", Kim said excitedly. Finally. Here was someone who could understand. "It's great. I stop supervillains, foil evil plans for world domination, get cats out of trees. Whatever needs to be done. I can do anything!", Kim said, with a little flush of pride.

Hey, Buffy'd saved the world a lot. It said so on her tombstone. "Yeah, sure. It's not really that great. Do you know how much time it takes, patrolling every night? And all that training. Giles is always 'Buffy, you must be prepared. You don't know what dangers you may face' in that tweedy voice and cleaning his glasses. Maybe sometimes I just want to go to the Bronze with my friends, you know? Maybe meet a cute guy who won't turn out to be a jerk or a vampire, maybe go to the prom without having to deal with any wild dog attacks. Is that too much to ask? I just wanted to be a cheerleader."

More common ground! "Me too! I was the captain of the cheerleading team. That's what helped me be so good at the worldsaving. I was in such good shape from cheerleading. That, and the 14 forms of martial arts."

"And you had time for it? I had to give up that and any other kind of a social or personal life. Hard to do when you have to run off and stop demon attacks all the time."

"Oh, it's easy. Wade sets me up with a ride, I can be there in a couple of minutes. I'd get the class notes and assignments when I got back. And really, no big. You just need a positive outlook. Anything's possible for a Possible!"

God, I would hate this chick, if she wasn't so damn earnest, Buffy thought. Did they even still make them so innocent and idealistic? Why was she so cheerful? And what kind of school did she go to that she could just run off in the middle of class like that? What kind of excuse did she use? Buffy had run out of minor relatives in junior year.

"Yeah, well, it wasn't really a lot of fun for me, you know. Like for instance, at graduation? The mayor totally turned into this giant snake-demony-thing and started eating people. We had to get him to chase me and blow up the school to kill him." There. Top *that*, Little Miss I-can-do-anything.

"Oh! At my graduation? Aliens came back for revenge and started destroying the whole city. Ron and I had to team up with our arch-enemies and stop them. They were like 10 feet tall, and really strong. The aliens, I mean, not our arch-enemies. Luckily, one of our enemies - a mad scientist - had recently turned himself into some kind of weird flower-plant person, and used his tendrils to tie them up. Although that didn't really work, so we had to go up to their spaceship and get inside and blow it up. Actually, it was a bit more complicated than that, but I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything. So not the drama."

Dammit! Buffy was starting to get seriously annoyed. What was the point of one-upsmanship if she was going to keep getting one-upped every time? Time to start talking about the really strange things in her life.

"I got turned invisible, this one time. It, ah, caused a lot of problems."

"I was molecularly bonded to my worst enemy on the cheerleading team. The biggest bitch in school, too."

"I could hear everybody's thoughts for a while. *That* was unpleasant. Trust me, you do *not* want to hear that your mother thinks your Watcher is like a stevedore in bed. And then, when you find out what a stevedore is, it just gets worse."

"Eww, so the drama. I got brain-switched with my best friend. And he's a guy. *That* was awkweird. Especially when I had to watch myself, err, him, trying to do the cheer routine at the regionals." Kim blushed a little at the memories of those few days. Boy, hadn't that first morning been difficult? Kim had heard about "morning wood" before, but she hadn't ever expected to encounter it so up close and personal. She blushed harder thinking about what she had had to do to make it go away so she could pee.

"Been there, done that." Finally, something Buffy could win. "Except it was with my biggest enemy, who took over my life and slept with my boyfriend and tried to have me sent off to some secret prison where they were going to lock me up forever, or just kill me. Plus, she used my toothbrush. I mean, yuck. And all the time, I was stuck in her skanky body with those big boobs and those puffy lips and sexy eyes and that husky, sultry voice that can make shivers go up your spine when she starts suggesting dirty things."

Huh. Sounded an awful lot like Shego. Had Shego ever snuck into Kim's house and used her toothbrush? Eww. Kim wondered what it would be like to be brain-switched with Shego. A lot more fun than being switched with Ron, she knew that.

"Okay, you win that one."

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