A/N: MOST. RIDICULOUS. PROMPT. I. HAVE. EVER. GOTTEN. OMG. Angstier than expected but that's what I do. Drunk!Doctor from GITF came to mind a lot. Read and review!
Rose Tyler heard a familiar sound coming from a part of the TARDIS that she didn't usually frequent. She walked closer to the room a few doors over from where she slept and stopped walking.
Oh no. This was not happening. She knew she should never have mentioned anything to that ridiculous man she loved so much.
Last night had been particularly eventful with the Doctor. He had taken Rose to an alien wherehouse where the species had tried to take over Earth with catchy tunes. Apparently they had been hard at work during the 90's. Every pop star under the sun was being controlled by them.
Rose had revealed that she had been especially fond of the Backstreet Boys, once everything had been taken care of, and the Doctor had a lot of fun questioning her taste in men and dance moves.
So why then, was "I Want It That way" blasting from this room? Rose took a deep breathe, laughed, and opened the door.
The Doctor was dancing around in what looked to be bad attempts at choreographed dance moves. With a tie on his head. Rose had seen that once before, when he had saved her and Mickey from clockwork creatures.
This was far less life threatening and exponentially more hilarious. Rose didn't have to wait long before he noticed her.
"Rose Tyler! Sit yourself down here on this chair. I've been practicing my moves!" He flashed her a huge smile and motioned towards a chair in the middle of the room.
"Doctor, what is this?" she laughed. She hoped this would end well. Dancing had always been a touchy subject for them.
"Are you, " he held out a hand to her and led her over to the chair, "ready to be amazed?" Another flash of his smile sent her reeling.
"Amaze me, Doctor!"
He turned on music and the room went dark.
The Doctor turned around and when he faced Rose again, his shirt was off.
You are my fire
The song begandramatically which only encouraged the Doctor to be more over the top.
As the song went on, his moves got more sloppy and his clothes.. well they disappeared.
Rose couldn't help but point and laugh at him. By the time the song was over, he was on his knees a few feet away from Rose wearing TARDIS blue boxers and socks.
He was breathing heavily and wearing a huge smile on his face.
"Did you like it Rose? I was in the mood for a bit of fun today! Seeing as how you quite enjoyed boy bands when you were younger, I thought maybe you would like this!" he said jokingly.
Rose walked over to him and kissed his forehead.
"That was the best performance I've ever seen."