Chapter 1: The beginning of trouble

The opening is like Paper Mario: The Thousand Years Door. It is zooming to the Mario Bros. House. Parakarry just put the mail in the mailbox and said, "You got mail!". And he flew away.

Luigi go get the mail and he came back inside the house. "Mario! We got mail!", said Luigi.

"Who is it from?", asked Mario.

Luigi looks at the mail and he said, "There's no return address...oh well, let's just read it anyway.", said Luigi.

"Okey-dokey!", said Mario.

Luigi opens the mail just to find out that there are two tickets to Wuhu Island vacation and a note that says: You've won two tickets to Wuhu Island!. They were shocked.

"Woo-hoo! Oh-ho, yeah! Let's go on a vacation Luigi!", exclaimed Mario.

"Yeah! Let's a go!", said Luigi.

They've packed up for vacation and they know where Wuhu Island is because they've went there for Kart racing.

Meanwhile, Sonic was in Tails' Workshop. "Hey Tails, what have you got in the mail today?", asked Sonic.

"Hmm...this mail has no return address…", said Tails.

Sonic takes the mail and opens it to find out that they've won two tickets to Wuhu Island. "Woo! We've won something!", said Sonic.

Tails take a look at the tickets and said, "Hmmm...something is not right Sonic…".

"You're right Tails, we hadn't enter any contest lately…", suspected Sonic. Both of them decided to dismissed the disbelief of not entering the contest because they've worked hard to defeat Dr. Eggman's recent evil plan. They need to relax.

"Yeah, you're probably right...you know, we should go to Wuhu Island, but we need to find out by traveling to Mario's universe if possible…", said Tails. Tails pressed the buttons for the portal that he built. And Sonic & Tails stands in the portal machine and they've gone to the Mushroom Kingdom. Amy saw the whole thing. She was always stalking to Sonic.

"Sonic! You can't leave me!", said Amy pressing the same buttons of what Sonic did. And she had gone to the Mushroom Kingdom.

10 minutes later, Cream thought that Amy might be in Tails' workshop because she knows that Amy can be a stalker to Sonic the hedgehog.

"Amy? Are you in here?", asked Cream.

"Choo?", said Cheese. Cheese is a chao.

No one was in Tails' Workshop. Cream & Cheese were looking around. Cheese was curious to touch the buttons at Tails' portal. "Cheese? What are you doing?", asked Cream.

Cheese was pressing many buttons. Then, the machine was turned on. Cheese was pressing more buttons again, but Cream told him to stop it.

"Okay Cheese, maybe they're in the portal transporting them somewhere.", said Cream. And Cream activate it and they're sent to somewhere else instead of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Meanwhile for the Mario Bros., they were about to aboard the ship when they see Sonic & Tails.

"Hey Mario! Where are you going to in that ship?!", asked Sonic.

"We are going to Wuhu Island! Where are you guys going?', asked Mario.

"We're also going to the Wuhu Island. We're going to relax. Man, can this boat hurry up!?", said Sonic.

"Let's-a hurry to this boat. The boat is leaving in one minute!", said Luigi.

"Okay! Let's go!", said Tails. And they're all boarded the ship to Wuhu island. The boat is going to Wuhu island. Amy is still looking for Sonic.

"Sonic! Where are you my love!? Where the heck are you!?", screamed Amy.

Amy is looking for Sonic until she bumped into Princess Peach. "Oh hi Princess Peach!", said Amy

"Hi Amy! What are you doing here?", asked Princess Peach.

"I'm looking for Sonic! I KNOW he transported here somewhere!", asked Amy.

"Amy, don't get mad. I'll called the Mario Bros. for help.", said Princess Peach.

Princess Peach takes her to the Mario Bros. house. When they arrive at the Mario Bros house, they weren't in there. "Oh! Where are the Mario Bros.!", yelled Amy.

"I don't know where they went Amy. Let's go look around the Mushroom Kingdom.", said Peach.

"Yay!", said Amy. And they all went looking around the Mushroom Kingdom.

Meanwhile for Cream & Cheese they were teleported to the Comet Observatory. "Where are we Cheese?", asked Cream. They've looked around and saw a lot of Lumas.

"You're on the Comet Observatory."

Cream & Cheese turn around. "Who are you?", asked Cream.

"I'm Rosalina.", introduced Rosalina. "How about you guys?", asked Rosalina.

"I'm Cream. And this is my friend Cheese.", introduced Cream.

"Choo!", said Cheese.

"Um, there are Lumas around the observatory and I'm a mother to them...", chuckle Rosalina embarrassingly. She wasn't sure if Cream & Cheese would like to meet those Lumas because if a foreigner meets her "Kids", they might ridicule her or make fun of her. She hates humiliation.

"Can we see this observatory before you go home?", asked Cream. "Choo!", said Cheese.

"Uh...Sure, let's get inside my bedroom first.", said Rosalina confused. Rosalina walked to her bedroom and Cream & Cheese are confused while walking behind her.

"Huh? Is this supposed to be her home? If it is, is this her observatory then?", thought Cream confusedly.

"Welcome to the Comet Observatory. It's my home, and also home to the Lumas.", said Rosalina. Cream & Cheese were surprised. They have sawn a Luma in her bedroom.

"Mama? Who are they?", asked a Luma.

"These are my new friends, Cream & Cheese.", said Rosalina.

"Hi!", said Cream. "Choo!", said Cheese.

"Hello there! I'm a yellow Luma!", introduced the yellow Luma. The yellow Luma saw a Black Luma coming. He'd like to introduce to him. "Here's Polari, he's-"

"My trusted advisor.", said Rosalina cutting off the yellow Luma by putting her hand over his mouth.

She let go of the mouth. "Mama? Why did you cut out what I was going to say?", asked the yellow Luma.

She whispered to him that she's worried if he's going to say something offensive. The Luma knows what's possibly offensive about Polari. He was going to say that it her trusted advisor, not a color of a Luma. Rosalina apologizes. The Luma accepts her apology.

"Would you two like a cup of tea?", said Rosalina.

"Sure! I love tea!", exclaimed Cream. "Choo!", said Cheese.

"Well then! Let's have a cup of tea then!", exclaimed Polari. And they all get out of her bedroom and have a cup of tea in her kitchen.

Meanwhile, after Amy & Peach look around the Mushroom Kingdom, they hadn't find them because they were on a trip to Wuhu island that they didn't know. "Aww! Princess Peach...why can't we find the Mario Bros. or Sonic!?", said Amy in frustration.

"I don't know. I'm going to have dinner anyway. It's nighttime already.", said Peach.

"Yeah, about that...I got transported by Tails' machine so…(Chuckles nervously) I don't know how to go back…", said Amy.

"Really? Usually for the Olympics, we go through the pipes (chuckles).", said Peach.

They both laughed and they decided that they're going to have dinner together. They were eating at Princess Peach's castle. When they're done, they went to bed in two different rooms. And they've went to sleep afterwards.

What they didn't know is that Bowser, Dr. Eggman, and Rex Fury were planning to rape the girls in the castle. They were in Dr. Eggman's Fleet.

"Ho-ho! I'll take Amy Rose like I planned. Bowser, you'll kidnap Princess Peach. Since those 4 meddling heroes are gone, we can kidnapped them.", said Dr. Eggman.

"Yeah! My right-hand woman had worked hard on those fake tickets for them. Wait, why do they have to get distracted?", asked Bowser.

"Because, if we take them to different places, they don't know that they've been kidnapped. Sonic and the others will be distracted and if they've found out that they're getting raped, it'll be too late to save them. And we won't rape them if they pay us the money. (Evil Laughter)", said Dr. Eggman. Bowser does the evil laugh also. Then, Dr. Eggman saw a lego person who looks like a possible criminal.

"I have a good question, why is that guy here?", said Dr. Eggman.

"He's here because we can rely on that guy for military stuff. He's also here because he's looks reliable enough to rob Princess Peach's castle. If he can rob the bank, he can rob anywhere.", said Bowser.

"He's a blocky character…", said Dr. Eggman.

"Hey! I'm not here to be judged just because I'm a blocky character! I'm here because I want to rob stuff and do somebody else a favor. It's not one you two. Someone is actually angry in my town because someone who break me out of a jail wants me to do their favor & I want to return a favor. I'm Rex Fury and who are you?", asked Rex Fury.

"I'm Dr. Eggman, I'm a rotund mad scientist who has an IQ of 300. And were here to rape the girls that we've planned to kidnapped them. The reason why you're here is because you need to get the military stuff from your hometown and we need you to rob Princess Peach's Castle...Bowser, why do we need money?", asked Dr. Eggman.

"We need to demand them to have some ransom or else we'll be legally married!. We need to take their money away so that those brats won't make an easy payment. And by the time they pay, they've got raped already and then, we're going to get a knobstick wedding!", said Bowser. Eggman & Bowser does the evil laugh.

"All right! Let's go rob a castle!", said Rex Fury assuming that the plan has started.

"Hold on Rex. We've got to wait at midnight or 1 am. We need them to be in deep sleep and we can do that in secrecy. Besides a lot of 'Toads' were not very good at being a security to Princess Peach all the time.", said Bowser. Rex Fury is disappointed.

At 1 am, they've gone inside Princess Peach's Castle. Rex Fury thought about it and said, "Wow. The Mushroom Kingdom has a lame security. Gee… that'll make things a LOT easier to rob inside the castle than I thought...", said Rex Fury disappointedly because he was expecting more security to defeat him.

Both of them went to the wrong rooms that they were intended to kidnapped. Dr. Eggman instead kidnap Princess Peach.

"Ahh! Mario!", yelled Princess Peach while struggling to get out of Dr. Eggman's grip. But his grip is tight enough not to let it loose.

"Shut up!", said Dr. Eggman. And he left a note saying:

If you want to see your girlfriend again Sonic, you have to pay up about 1,000,000 rings. Otherwise, I'll rape your girlfriend and I'll get married! Ha-ha!

-Dr. Eggman

Dr. Eggman's letter was intended for Sonic to pay up for his ransom for Amy, instead he leaves it in Princess Peach's room.

And Bowser had kidnapped Amy Rose.

"Get out of here you beast!", said Amy Rose. And Amy tries to pull out her Piko Piko Hammer, but Bowser grabs her before she makes her hammer appear by Hammerspace.

"If I can't beat that dratted Mario, I'll start here!", said Bowser. And he also left a letter to Mario:

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the koopalings and I have kidnapped Princess Peach just so I can rape her. I dare ya to pay up 1,000,000 coins. Pay up or else I'll get married with her after the rape. Muhahahaha!

-Bowser

"Ahh! Sonic! Where are you!?", screamed Amy. Amy tries to struggle out of Bowser's grip.

"Stop it you brat! Or I'll squish you to death if you don't stop trying to get out of my grip!", said Bowser and he squish her good to make her tired of struggling. Amy gets the message.

Same thing happened to Bowser. It was intended for the Mario Bros. to pay up for Princess Peach. But instead, he left the letter at the guest room.

After they get out of the castle, before they've gotten away, a Toad was furious about what happened and tries to stop Bowser by grabbing his tail. He tries to swing around and fail because he was too heavy for Toad to swing. Instead, he just want to make Bowser stop running by grabbing his tail.

Rex Fury just got out in time. He carry those heavy bags that contains Mushroom Coins. He pushed Toad away and told him, "I got the coins, let's get in the airship, hurry!".

They both get in their respective ships and they're getting away. They didn't even swap their girls because they have to get out of here before more Toads are coming.

Meanwhile in the Comet Observatory, they had went to sleep that night. They didn't know that those two girls were kidnapped because they're asleep. Also, they didn't know that those 4 respective heroes and 2 different series are not here because they've taken a vacation. All they do is show around the Comet Observatory for the 1st day that they've met, Cream & Cheese like the Observatory and treats. Rosalina was planning to visit Princess Peach tomorrow which she didn't know that the kidnapping has happened.

The Four heroes didn't know it was a scam because they were touring around the Wuhu island and they went to sleep at Cocoba/Bordeaux Hotel. The Wuhu people didn't mind them staying at their island because they can't tell if they have a counterfeit Queen Peach boat ticket because it looks so similar to the real one. Kammy Koopa sure made the tickets really realistic…

A/N: I'm not sure about the Wuhu Island hotel name is different in the European version from the American Version. The American version name is Cocoba hotel. Mario characters belongs to Nintendo. Sonic characters belongs to SEGA. The Lego City Undercover characters belongs to Nintendo.

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