Disclaimer: I own nothing. All I have are muses and cats and they own me. I
get no respect. Well, what do I get for being a 'writer' and a cat person?
Me: Welcome one, welcome all. There is lots of insanity about to take place. My advice is to run as fast as you can, stopping only to review. This will be the worst thing I have written. Well, at least since first grade.
Ilia: Stop ranting about yourself. We do not want to know what goes on inside your dirty mind.
Me: Dirty? Me? Look who is talking! *grumbles* Anyways, let me 'splain. No, there is no time. Let me summerize.
Audience stares blankly: o.O
Me: Sorry! Sorry! My parents love the princess bride.. yeah... well, anyways. This is going to be very random and involve lots of crossovers. What more could you want?
Bob: For you to shut up!
Ilia: *Vaporizes Bob.*
Me: Thank you my dear. Anyways, that is Ilia. She is one of my muses. She likes bondage and swearing. Also, chocolate, bitching, torturing, and sex. Don't piss her off, whatever you do!
Ilia raises one eyebrow, smiles, and bows.
Me: Then there is Cesa. She is the sweet muse. None of us really like her. We don't see her much. Mainly when we want to see how a story looks with a happy ending. Then we tell her to go away because its too sappy. You can't really piss her off... *lowers voice* unless she is PMS-ing...
Cesa smiles angelicly.
There is an ahem-ing noise.
Me: Oh, yes. Then there is Shi-Shi. Call her Shi. She is my hyper muse. We all like Shi-Shi. Shi is very random.
Shi-Shi grins and throws candy to the audience.
Me: Bad Shi! No giving them candy.
The audience pouts as one.
Me: Alright, we need carachters.
I go over to my secret closet of doom. I pull out Lupin, Sirius, the Twins, Ginny and Tonks. I stuff everyone else back in. Two guys with long white hair attempt escape. I croon to them and drag them back in.
Me: Later Moondance. Just go... snog Starwind or something.
Starwind grins and pulls Moondance back in.
Me: Anyways... There we go!
Using authoress Powers Of Doom (tm) I conjure up chairs and indicate they should all sit. They do so. As one. Gee, people seem to do things 'as one' a lot in this story. Odd. Must be the sugar.
Remus: What am I here for this time? *eyes me warily* Am I going to die?
Ilia: No, you will just wish you did!
A/N: Will update soon. Maybe in a few hours. I .. kinda.. didnt do any of my work for today! *runs*
Me: Welcome one, welcome all. There is lots of insanity about to take place. My advice is to run as fast as you can, stopping only to review. This will be the worst thing I have written. Well, at least since first grade.
Ilia: Stop ranting about yourself. We do not want to know what goes on inside your dirty mind.
Me: Dirty? Me? Look who is talking! *grumbles* Anyways, let me 'splain. No, there is no time. Let me summerize.
Audience stares blankly: o.O
Me: Sorry! Sorry! My parents love the princess bride.. yeah... well, anyways. This is going to be very random and involve lots of crossovers. What more could you want?
Bob: For you to shut up!
Ilia: *Vaporizes Bob.*
Me: Thank you my dear. Anyways, that is Ilia. She is one of my muses. She likes bondage and swearing. Also, chocolate, bitching, torturing, and sex. Don't piss her off, whatever you do!
Ilia raises one eyebrow, smiles, and bows.
Me: Then there is Cesa. She is the sweet muse. None of us really like her. We don't see her much. Mainly when we want to see how a story looks with a happy ending. Then we tell her to go away because its too sappy. You can't really piss her off... *lowers voice* unless she is PMS-ing...
Cesa smiles angelicly.
There is an ahem-ing noise.
Me: Oh, yes. Then there is Shi-Shi. Call her Shi. She is my hyper muse. We all like Shi-Shi. Shi is very random.
Shi-Shi grins and throws candy to the audience.
Me: Bad Shi! No giving them candy.
The audience pouts as one.
Me: Alright, we need carachters.
I go over to my secret closet of doom. I pull out Lupin, Sirius, the Twins, Ginny and Tonks. I stuff everyone else back in. Two guys with long white hair attempt escape. I croon to them and drag them back in.
Me: Later Moondance. Just go... snog Starwind or something.
Starwind grins and pulls Moondance back in.
Me: Anyways... There we go!
Using authoress Powers Of Doom (tm) I conjure up chairs and indicate they should all sit. They do so. As one. Gee, people seem to do things 'as one' a lot in this story. Odd. Must be the sugar.
Remus: What am I here for this time? *eyes me warily* Am I going to die?
Ilia: No, you will just wish you did!
A/N: Will update soon. Maybe in a few hours. I .. kinda.. didnt do any of my work for today! *runs*