All Barian are having big party for Vector but Vector is addicted to drugs so it is kind of hard to throw him party, Vector walked into the living room and screamed "Oh goood oh gooood… there are balloons everywhere, oh goood…." He screamed because why are the balloons there? Vector was terrified of balloons, he screamed again and jumped at them and bit the balloons face as it popped in his mouth and he fell to the floor, the lights turned on and Durbe and Mizael and Nasch and Merag and Alit and Gilag came out and said "Happy Birthday Vector—god damn Vector why you bite balloon?!"
Vector screamed "Oh gooood… I just hate balloon so much!" and Nasch started to speak Spanish again and held up the troll meme in his hand and said "Oh mierda Vector follarte hasta que cumple puta!" and nobody know what Nasch said as usual and Merag sighed and said "Vector let me give you, you present…" and leaned forward to kiss him and Vector got scared because he is on a bunch of drugs and punches her in the face and crawls under the table. Mizael comes over and says "Hey dude I got a bong, it ok."
Mizael screamed and blew it up with Vector which only made Vector more afraid of his birthday because holy bawls? Vector flop down on floor and start crying because oh god he can't see anything and he's afraid of the god damn balloons all around him and then a clown comes out and it is Gilag, he is clown and Vector is even more scared he whips out his carrot and smacks Gilag and runs away again because he's afraid and that is when Alit finds him in his room, he leans down and says to Vector "Hey buddy it is ok."
Vector is scared and all he sees is a brown because he is on drugs, he is afraid, how Vector have party if he so god damn scared? "I Am Afraid Of Birthday…" Vector said and Alit said "Hey I got a good present it is okay…" and he handed Vector some chocolate and Vector can only see brown so all he sees is a brown giving him a brown and he just gets more afraid and starts screaming and bites off Alit's hand because that is a chocolate right? A chocolate for Vector, god Vector love chocolate but he is afraid of his birthday.
Yuma invades the party and says "Where is the birthday alien!" and Vector starts screaming because oh god he going to tear off Yuma's head because he is afraid of Yuma and birthdays and everything right now because he is on drugs, Vector grabs a bazooka and blows up the house as he escapes with the cake and sits in the middle of the sidewalk eating his cake, he actually liked party, only Mizael and Nasch came out of the rubble and Nasch said "la maldición del dios vuelas casa perra estúpida!"
"Oh god… Nasch speak American noise for my Birthday god please, please… I'm so scared…" Vector said as he held onto Mizael even though he was smoking a large bong of 420 and he could taste it on Mizael's hair but at least Mizael was not scaring the crap out of him, Vector hugged Mizael and said "Thank you 420 Mizael for scary party…"
"I nearly shit my pants… but thank you for party…" Vector said and hugged Nasch and Mizael and all the other Barians were dead, actually it was all okay, Vector had imagined it all and he was really just laying in the street with people poking him with a stick, ah Vector always loved spending his party wasted on drugs and away from other Barian.
Happy Birthday wasted Vector.