So dudes and dudettes I was really BORED to death now I'm BORED back alive and BORED back to death with caps locks…
*About to get bricked*
*I grab a shield out of nowhere*
Me: I GOT A SHIELD MOTHERF**KERS! GAAAAAAHHHH!
*More bricks comes towards me*
(Oh god I love that blooper!)
*America and England comes out of nowhere and does the WTF face.*
America: Something is terribly wrong with the dudette, dude…
England: You think?
Me: Where did you guys come from?
*Both of them sweat drops*
Anyway what was I saying before? Oh yeah I was bored so I decided to write some random moments, but be warned!
*Creepy atmosphere*
This contains tones of crack and read at your own risk!
(DISCLAMINER: I DON'T OWN HETALIA, HETALIA BELONGS TO THE PROPERTY OF HIDEKA HIMARUYA! AND I NEED TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK OR PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M NUTS!)
Wait people already think I am! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKK! *GETS FRYING PANNED BY NONE OTHER THAN HUNGARY HERSELF*
Hungary: I'm so sorry! But it had to be done!
Prussia: Kesesesese! Nice one lady-man!
Hungary: What did you say!? *lifts pan up*
Prussia: Nothing…
Anyway let's start off with Girl Things!
Wanting to go to Paris:
Well the thing was it was too bad, and no country wanted to be near France for 'obvious' reasons. But they would only go there if they had to go to a meetings (, which everyone dreaded expect for France's close friends). But other than that, no one wanted to be near France.
"Why is that no one wants to be in my les pays?"
"FOR OBVIOUS REASONS FROG!"
"Well at least my beau' les pays doesn't rain all the time and serve what you call 'food', Anglettre."
And the two continued to bicker on for the rest of the day non-stop like usual.
(What a wonderful friendship they have. *pulls out shield to block the bricks*)
Finding a new song you like and forever listening to it on repeat:
Well it was unfortunate for the other countries especially Germany, when Italy found a new song he quickly became addicted to a song and he wouldn't stop listening to it on his iPod during meetings.
"Italy! Pay attention!"
Everyone was shocked to not see Italy flinch or cower away in fear like he usual does, but instead he kept listening to the song and singing out loud.
"SO I WAS LIKE HEYEACHYEAHYEAH! HEYEAHYEAHYEAH! WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
"ITALY!"
Germany then had pulled Italy's earphone out of his ears and finally got his attention.
"Oh-a, hey-a Germany."
Germany just face-palmed.
"Remind me to get rid of this when we get ba-"
But he was cut off shortly when he everyone staring at Italy who was now dancing on the table singing the song out loud. America, Prussia and Spain was laughing his a** off while Japan and Hungary just recorded the whole scene so they can post it online later on. Let's just say that Germany loses his mind every time he hears that song.
When he lets you wear his hat:
"Germany? Can I wear your ha-?"
"NIEN!"
"Please?"
"No is a no Italy."
Italy was now using his puppy eyes.
"Please Germany?"
He asked in a adorable tone.
And it worked.
"*sigh* Fine…"
"Yay!"
Italy cheered as Germany placed his cap onto Italy's head unable to resist the power of his cuteness.
"Grazie Germany."
Italy then placed a kiss on Germany's cheek causing him to blush and turn away.
"Y-Y-Your welcome…"
And with that Italy happily skipped along, while from a distance Hungary and Japan both had nosebleeds while they recorded the entire scenario.
"That's a keeper!"
"Hai, I agree."
(Aww Gerita for life! 3)
When he hugs you from behind:
Well most people would think its romantic, but when France does it to someone. Well… That's a whole different story.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING FROG!?"
"What Anglettre? I'm giving you a hug!"
"GET YOUR FILHTY HANDS OFF ME YOU PERV!"
"Aiyah! Western countries are so immature!"
"Da, I agree and you'll all become one with me."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Oh god help…"
(LOL! Well that escalated quickly!)
Cute Asian boys:
All Japan did was he went to a store selling anime merchandises, but it turns out it was a terrible idea. Japan was left with no personal space and he almost died from the fan girls that was in the store, who chased right after him telling him to marry them.
"OH KIKU HONDA! MARRY ME PLEASE!"
"NO MARRY ME INSTEAD!"
"NO, ME! ME!"
"NO YOU SHOULD MARRY ME! I LOVE YOU THE MOST!"
"I DON'T WANT TO MARRY ANYONE OF YOU!" cried Japan sat behind the locked doors.
"So this is what Russia feers about his rittre sister." He thought, then there was a loud snap and then something fell onto the tile ground of the men's restroom.
"Kiku~ The doorknob that kept us apart is now gone…" They said in a Belarus-like voice.
"Marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me-"
"REAVE ME ARONE!"
(Poor Japan… *pats his back with ha broom* Shhh… the fan girls are all gone now…
Japan: Go away, go away, go away, go away. I don't want to marry you guys… *rocking back and forth*
Boys that cook:
America decided to come over to England's house to pay him a visit.
"…Hey dude, I smell something burning…" America said as he sniffed the air.
"What?" England replied as he raised an eyebrow and he sniffed the air, "Oh the scones are done!"
England then headed off to the kitchen leaving America all by himself.
"Oh Sweet Lady Liberty! Not Iggy's cooking!" America cried out to no one in particular.
"We should leave." Said a quiet voice behind him.
"Oh hey, Matt!" America said smiling at his brother, "When did you get here?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Canada!"
(Aww, poor Matty. No one ever seems to notice you.
Canada: I wonder why…
Me: … Wait, who are you again? *gets bricked*)
Anyways that it for now! Geez! I had written 3 chapters for my other story 'Pokémon? From Another World?' and now I am writing this! Holy Fruk!
Remember to review, like, share and stuff and I'll see you next time!
Hasta la Pasta! ~
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