AN: okay, this isn't actual fiction this is mostly my own characters, or at
least who I think my friends should be, this actually took
place..kinda.okay that's a lie but we were all seated around a table in a
room :D, oh and please don't report me for having my own stuff (
In a house in a room there was a couch and two chairs around a table. Lying on the couch was a girl in black; black hair, black boots, black t-shirt, black skirt, black soul, very colour coordinated as you can see. Next to her sat a guy in armour.luminous PINK armour. Next to the headache inducing annoyance was a person trying to fly; at least that's what it looked like. Of course she could've been doing anything from a complicated mating ritual to trying to count to ten. On the opposite side of the room standing up was a girl trying to look like she didn't know the others despite the fact that they were the only people there. "You're annoying" said the girl in black to the room in general. "I'm a goldfish I can fly" "SPLAT" said the rest of the room to the 'flying' girl. "Splat is when you take a conversation and run with it into a brick wall like.uh.there and.stuff." "SPLAT!!!" everyone said to the knight in pink. "Sir Splattsalott try no to talk and limpet." "I'm a goldfish!!!" ".if you were a goldfish." "I can fly!!!" ".you would have suffocated by now." "What does suffa.siffa.uh...umm..." "SPLAT!!!" "What did I say about talking?" "Not to?" "Good boy, okay let's take this from the top. I am the Cellar Master because I don't own a dungeon; the girl in black is Gothic Dude. The annoying ones." "That's me!!! I'm a goldfish!!!" "..Are Limpet."
"wheeeeeeeeeeeee" ".and sir splattsalott." "En guard!!! I will kill you with my rubber knifey thingy." "Does any one other than me want to kill someone just now?"
"No" "Okay it's just me then." "So now what?"
"I could teach you all to fly?" "Why don't you go teach sir splattsalott from somewhere high?" "No, he threatened me with his rubber knifey thing" "Sigh" "...."
"lets get out of here" "I like it here, the elephants are playing with me and they taught me to fly" Gothic Dude holds her head in her hands and begins to cry "why me Satan why me? What did I ever do to deserve this wha-oh.yeah." They all look at Gothic Dude "You spoke!!!" "No I didn't" "Oh, okay" "So anyways.now what?"
"Lets go kill someone" "Fine by me"
Sir Splattsalott and Limpit suddenly get hit by lightning and combine into Sir Limpsalott. "I don't like this I'm in pink amour, pink is soooo last season *blinks* I don't like it I wanna be Limpit again *cries*" "Okay the only way to free sir splattsalott and limpit is for one of them to die, gothic dude, will you do the honors?"
"Yeah.now how should I kill them?" "Quick and painless?" "No" Sir Splattsalott kills himself before gothic dude can do anything, she begins to cry again. "I was finally gonna have some fuuuuuuunnnn" "Lalalalalalalalabandcamplalalalalalalalalabandcamplalalalalalabandcamp" Gothic dude's fists begin to clench "Here's how you're going to die!!!*evil laughter*" "I'm a goldfish so I don't die. When my goldfish goes to sleep on the top of the water he always wakes up again. he only changes colour and size and shape.and sometimes species" "Gothic dude, lets lock her up somewhere, any suggestions?" "Lalalalalalalalalabandcamp" "The microwave?!" "Help we're slowly loosing what little sanity we had to begin with help"
THE PLOT IS DEAD RIP "Rust in pieces" "SPLAT!!!" "lalalalalabandcamp"
In a house in a room there was a couch and two chairs around a table. Lying on the couch was a girl in black; black hair, black boots, black t-shirt, black skirt, black soul, very colour coordinated as you can see. Next to her sat a guy in armour.luminous PINK armour. Next to the headache inducing annoyance was a person trying to fly; at least that's what it looked like. Of course she could've been doing anything from a complicated mating ritual to trying to count to ten. On the opposite side of the room standing up was a girl trying to look like she didn't know the others despite the fact that they were the only people there. "You're annoying" said the girl in black to the room in general. "I'm a goldfish I can fly" "SPLAT" said the rest of the room to the 'flying' girl. "Splat is when you take a conversation and run with it into a brick wall like.uh.there and.stuff." "SPLAT!!!" everyone said to the knight in pink. "Sir Splattsalott try no to talk and limpet." "I'm a goldfish!!!" ".if you were a goldfish." "I can fly!!!" ".you would have suffocated by now." "What does suffa.siffa.uh...umm..." "SPLAT!!!" "What did I say about talking?" "Not to?" "Good boy, okay let's take this from the top. I am the Cellar Master because I don't own a dungeon; the girl in black is Gothic Dude. The annoying ones." "That's me!!! I'm a goldfish!!!" "..Are Limpet."
"wheeeeeeeeeeeee" ".and sir splattsalott." "En guard!!! I will kill you with my rubber knifey thingy." "Does any one other than me want to kill someone just now?"
"No" "Okay it's just me then." "So now what?"
"I could teach you all to fly?" "Why don't you go teach sir splattsalott from somewhere high?" "No, he threatened me with his rubber knifey thing" "Sigh" "...."
"lets get out of here" "I like it here, the elephants are playing with me and they taught me to fly" Gothic Dude holds her head in her hands and begins to cry "why me Satan why me? What did I ever do to deserve this wha-oh.yeah." They all look at Gothic Dude "You spoke!!!" "No I didn't" "Oh, okay" "So anyways.now what?"
"Lets go kill someone" "Fine by me"
Sir Splattsalott and Limpit suddenly get hit by lightning and combine into Sir Limpsalott. "I don't like this I'm in pink amour, pink is soooo last season *blinks* I don't like it I wanna be Limpit again *cries*" "Okay the only way to free sir splattsalott and limpit is for one of them to die, gothic dude, will you do the honors?"
"Yeah.now how should I kill them?" "Quick and painless?" "No" Sir Splattsalott kills himself before gothic dude can do anything, she begins to cry again. "I was finally gonna have some fuuuuuuunnnn" "Lalalalalalalalabandcamplalalalalalalalalabandcamplalalalalalabandcamp" Gothic dude's fists begin to clench "Here's how you're going to die!!!*evil laughter*" "I'm a goldfish so I don't die. When my goldfish goes to sleep on the top of the water he always wakes up again. he only changes colour and size and shape.and sometimes species" "Gothic dude, lets lock her up somewhere, any suggestions?" "Lalalalalalalalalabandcamp" "The microwave?!" "Help we're slowly loosing what little sanity we had to begin with help"
THE PLOT IS DEAD RIP "Rust in pieces" "SPLAT!!!" "lalalalalabandcamp"