a/n: It should go without saying that this fic contains Kiba/Neji slashiness. Just thought I'd say so anyway, in case there are really still people who would flame me for "springing yaoi on them" without warning... Also, there will be a second chapter with Guy and Lee and funniness in it. It is coming.

Oh, oh, and I don't own Naruto.

"Quiet! Shh!"

Neji covered Kiba's mouth with his fingertips, using his other hand to push the other boy slightly away from him. He leaned forward from where he was pressed against the wall, craning his neck towards the source of the loud noise.

"NEJI!" came the mystery voice again.

Neji tensed, moving to escape Kiba's grasp, but the dog-nin only held him tighter, grinning sadistically.

"Kiba, stop! What are you- mmph!"

In the blink of an eye, Neji found himself crushed back against the side of the abandoned building, Kiba's eager lips upon his. As Kiba continued to kiss him fervently, hands roaming over his lithe body, Neji had to fight with every fiber of his being not to return the younger boy's advances. He reluctantly made his hands stop groping at the soft fabric stretched across Kiba's broad chest, instead using them to push him off. With a forceful shove, he finally managed to dislodge the over-affectionate Inuzuka, knocking him back a few inches.

"What the hell was that about, Kiba? Now is not the time for this! I could get in trouble for-"

"Shh... Nej... Calm down..." Kiba drawled soothingly, cutting off Neji's frantic babbling as he slipped his hands slyly back around the Hyuga's waist.

Neji made to fight back, his own hands poised above Kiba's that were resting on his hips, ready to slap them away; when Kiba leaned in close and began to slowly, steadily lick behind his ear, though, he dropped them to his sides, giving up with a strangled gasp. He melted into Kiba's embrace, letting his arms wrap around strong shoulders, worries completely forgotten.

Kiba ceased his seductive licking after a moment, resting his face against Neji's pale neck, smiling into the soft flesh.

"Now, remind me again what's got your panties in such a wad, hm?"

Neji sighed, relaxing his grip on Kiba's shoulders.

"I skipped an impromptu training session that Lee and Guy-sensei devised this morning... I didn't outright tell them that I couldn't go, because I wasn't in the mood for a motivational lecture, so I told them to go on ahead without me, and that I'd meet them later. They're probably wondering why I never showed up... I should really go, before they find me in such an embarrassing position..."

Neji bit his lip, brow furrowed beneath his headband.

"Hey, c'mon..." Kiba nipped playfully at Neji's adorable, pouting lips, ignoring the Hyuga's feeble protests.

"Look," he said, gesturing vaguely to their surroundings with his head, "Nobody uses this building anymore- you know that, since it's why you decided we should meet out here in the first place- and we're in the middle of nowhere, in the woods, where you can't see worth a crap through all the trees. Nobody'll find us out here."

Neji's expression softened.

"I-I suppose you're right," he agreed.

"But, now that we're out here, you'd better make it worth my time," Neji whispered, "since I skipped training just to see you, Kiba."

Kiba grinned at the sight of Neji before him, eyes half-lidded and blushing like a fiend.

"Hahaha! Who'd believe it? Uptight, work-a-holic, Neji Hyuga, cutting class to hook up with his boyfriend? Naughty!"

Neji rolled his eyes, standing on his toes to look Kiba straight in the eye.

"Stop talking, Kiba. You should be using your energy for something a little more useful and... pleasurable... If you don't hurry up, Lee and Guy-sensei will catch up with me, and I'll never hear the end of it!"

"Well then... what're we waiting for? I'll take it your excitement means you don't give a damn what I do, as long as it's freaking mind-blowing?"

Neji smiled coyly, barely making eye contact.

"Definitely... I trust you'll do everything in your power to make cutting training and trekking out here worth my while, hn?" he asked, voice soft and innocent.

Kiba took the not-so-subtle hint, diving in for a long, passionate kiss as Neji clutched the dog-nin's neck with one hand and wound the other into his tousled brown hair. Neji submitted completely to Kiba's actions, letting the Inuzuka have his way with him, all the while staying pinned contentedly to the wall of the unused building.